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Zodiac signs dates changed plus a new sign added


Smeg_&_The_Heads

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Astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to accommodate millennia of subtle shifts in the Earth's axis. Prepare to have your minds blown, all you people with easily blowable minds.

 

Here is the zodiac as the ancient Babylonians intended it

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I find the whole star sign thing a pile of horse shit, but I've just read this out to a few women in the office. I'm now currently working in the most unproductive office in the country. There's murder!

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I'm a Leo now. Do I need to inform my employer? I'm pretty sure I put Virgo on the application.

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I've gone from the cusp of Capricorn to Aquarius to the cusp of Saggitarius to Capricorn, and everyone else in my family has shifted left.

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Always thought this was a crock of shit tbh. I fail to see how you can predict character traits for roughly a 12th of the worlds population. 'Ooh that sounds like me, must be because I'm a Scorpio'

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I'm a pisces now, does this mean I'm going to undergo a significant personality shift all of a sudden?

 

It's all so fucking ridiculous.

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The quoted story says astronomers have made this change, rather than astrologers. Astrology will likely carry on as it always has done, no need to harm the brand by trying to apply a semblance of credibility.

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I have a mate who has a tattoo of his star sign. I hope his has changed now. :rolleyes:

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So that's why my stars were always wrong. Not because it's bullshit at all.

 

Like Steve Justice, I've been transferred from Gemini to Tauras for an undisclosed fee.

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