Paid Members Supremo Posted April 24, 2025 Author Paid Members Posted April 24, 2025 (edited) The Rock throwing a tantrum online. Funny. Triple H not even getting a name check when The Rock lists everyone. Funnier. The score for the Judgment Day 2000 Iron Man Match is still ongoing and The Rock’s beating Triple H about 389 to 6. The Brian Gerwirtz WWE will probably be shit, but the thought of Hunter packing his boxes is hilarious. It’s been an all-timer Wrestlemania Season for exposing how all of them are the thinnest skinned weirdoes to ever exist. From the very bottom of the card to the most successful men to ever do it. Edited April 24, 2025 by Supremo Quote
The King Of Swing Posted April 24, 2025 Posted April 24, 2025 Greatest Wrestlemania ever, and I only watched one match. Quote
wordsfromlee Posted April 24, 2025 Posted April 24, 2025 1 hour ago, d-d-d-dAz said: Nia Jax on Cody Rhodes at the Roast. Awful. Wrestlers skins are far too thin for this. Heres the full transcript of her roast Spoiler “In all honesty, Rey Mysterio is the man. I mean, you are a legend when your mask has a fucking retirement plan, right? So let’s all hand it to Rey because he can’t reach. You know what? Throughout the years that I’ve been here, I’ve seen a lot of people come and go, including me. But you know what? The biggest comeback story we’re going to get to is Cody Rhodes. Am I right? I Cody said he didn’t want to live in his father’s shadow. So then he painted it gold, made it into a shrine, slapped a neck tattoo on it, and he sold it for merch. He didn’t just finish the story. He’s just been carrying on a Netflix series that we can’t fucking stand. To be honest, though, Cody Rhodes reminds me of a slimy politician. That motherfucker would gag on a hairy nut sac if it means he would get a push. Let’s do it. And in all honesty, Cody, you’re no Roman Reigns. Cody, they only call you when Roman is doing something more interesting. Speaking of gagging, I would like to highlight Michael Cole. He’s not here tonight. Give it up for Michael Cole, everybody. He has been a voice of WWE for 25 years. Incredible. That’s as old as Tiffany Stratton. And nobody ever asked him to speak. But now, his best friend, over there, Pat McAfee, he’s been gagging on Pat McAfee’s balls so hard. Am I right? Great. That’s why Pat’s eyes are so relaxed. You know what I mean? Listen, he’s been gagging so hard on Pat’s balls. He doesn’t need a fucking headset. He needs a leash and a safe word. All right, all right, all right. Let’s get to some positive stuff. Now, when you think of a total package of superstars, who we thinking? No, it’s not BBL Bayley. It’s Rhea Bloody Ripley. Let’s be honest, that girl’s social media with a fucking ass cheek and those thirst traps, I forgot that she wasn’t even in the ring. Quite opposite from Charlotte Flair. I mean, nobody really wants to see her in the ring anymore. You know her three ex-husbands also said the same thing… Let me get this out of the way, I’m Nia Jax. Yes, I’ve hurt half of the women’s rosters, and no, I don’t give a fuck.” I know roasts are shit at the best of times but whoever wrote this for her should be ashamed. Quote
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted April 24, 2025 Paid Members Posted April 24, 2025 That last line goes pretty hard though, I gotta hand it to her. Quote
Mr_Danger Posted April 24, 2025 Posted April 24, 2025 Nia Jax could probably force me to do most things she wanted. Apart from laugh. Quote
Paid Members Supremo Posted April 25, 2025 Author Paid Members Posted April 25, 2025 The only funny thing about the Roast of Wrestlemania is WWE now attempting to DMCA all the clips and get them taken down. In 2025, you booked and promoted a Roast, featuring professional wrestlers. There is no alternative scenario. No other possible outcome. The only way it was ever going to go was a load of leaked audio of a dumpster fire, with weirdo oddballs being horrible and unfunny. How it ever got greenlit is beyond me. The only explanation I can think of is that The Rock originally suggested it, but he’s now tutting and shaking his head. Can’t believe you allowed this to happened, Hunter. Poor form. Quote
The Gaffer Posted April 25, 2025 Posted April 25, 2025 It's the same push/pull WWE has always teeth-gritted with outside media. "Please legitimise us by going on about us. NO, NOT LIKE THAT!" It's hardcoded into them to simultaneously pine for attention whilst wanting to control what that attention is. WrestleMania week's been incredible this year for exposing how many of those traditions are alive and well post-Vince. Quote
RedTwoster Posted April 25, 2025 Posted April 25, 2025 16 hours ago, Supremo said: The Rock throwing a tantrum online. Funny. Triple H not even getting a name check when The Rock lists everyone. Funnier. The score for the Judgment Day 2000 Iron Man Match is still ongoing and The Rock’s beating Triple H about 389 to 6. ‘Just enjoy it, it’s fiction’ is the most irritating line wrestlers and wrestling bookers regurgitate, as if whether or not you enjoy something is an active choice. Is there any other form of entertainment that has ever dared come out with this line? If people are shitting on what you’ve done en masse and it’s clearly not a result of toxic fandom, then maybe ask a few questions about the creative choices you’ve made. Quote
d-d-d-dAz Posted April 25, 2025 Posted April 25, 2025 It's also wildly dismissive of how the business actually works. WWE make their money in the space between what's real and what's not. That little spark people feel when they think they know something they shouldn't is the sweet spot. When was the last time they had something massively successful that was pure rasslin' storytelling? I guess Cody at 39, but even he eventually benefitted at 40 from the suggestion the office were trying to screw him. I don't think it benefits anyone to be told explicitly that everyone is best mates and sipping cocktails in the No Hunter's Club. Unless of course Rock's new gimmick is to come out and read that Instagram comment aloud every time WWE try and do a 'the rest isn't real, but this is' angle. Christ, he'd ending up doing more dates in a year than he's done in the last 20. Quote
burchybabi Posted April 25, 2025 Posted April 25, 2025 For anyone interested, WrestleMania is listed for tonights Gogglebox. Quote
Paid Members Supremo Posted April 25, 2025 Author Paid Members Posted April 25, 2025 “He’s booked another Triple Threat!” ”Shut up and enjoy the fiction!” Quote
TheScarlettChad Posted April 25, 2025 Posted April 25, 2025 I may tune in for that, Can't wait for normal people to react to the werid sport that is Pro Wrestling. Quote
DavidB6937 Posted April 25, 2025 Posted April 25, 2025 Can't wait to see how excited they get about Travis Scott. Quote
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted April 25, 2025 Paid Members Posted April 25, 2025 I'm genuinely looking forward to this. Drinking game - neck your pint when one of them goes 'remember Big Daddy?' Quote
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 25, 2025 Paid Members Posted April 25, 2025 "No Pete its not the main event, its the last match of night 1" Quote
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