Russell Brand Charged

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

Russell Brand charged with multiple offences

 

https://news.sky.com/story/russell-brand-charged-with-rape-and-sexual-assault-13341771

[Carbomb]

[johnnyboy]

Russell Brand?  I'm going to assume someone's already said it's always the ones you least suspect.

[SuperBacon]

26 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

Surely "That is new Brand information"?

[Carbomb]

1 minute ago, SuperBacon said:

Surely "That is new Brand information"?

Yeh, but I couldn't find a gif saying specifically that

[Hannibal Scorch]

I hope they thrown the booky wook at the twat.

[Jazzy G]

He's definitely not going to satisfy those publishing obligations now. 

Apparently Diddy has had new trafficking charges against him as well. 

[mim731]

1 hour ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

I hope they thrown the booky wook at the twat.

This got a genuine cackle from both me and my wife (she's not a member but I had to share). Tremendous work Scorch. 

[Hannibal Scorch]

1 hour ago, mim731 said:

This got a genuine cackle from both me and my wife (she's not a member but I had to share). Tremendous work Scorch. 

I may strike out 99% of the time but I make that 1% count.

Anyway the grifting berk has put out a statement of course using his born again Christian and meat eating values (MAGA weren’t welcoming a vegan in their ranks) to blame… Kier Starmer

 

[BrodyGraham]

Using Southport as a way to distract from the fact that he's a known predator? Fucking hell, put him away forever just for that. Cunt.

[Carbomb]

 

 

[neil]

*Terrible joke moratorium in effect*

[air_raid]

It begs the question why Katy married him then.

OH, wait… never mind. Not THAT Katy.

[Browser Brady]

Majestic 

 

 

[LaGoosh]

I don't like Piers Morgan at all but his instincts to let this drag out for as excruciatingly long as humanly possible was spot on.