The Stupid Bumps Thread

[LaGoosh]

I love me some stupid bumps. Here's a recent one:

 

 

[I Bent My Wookie]

The irony in the promotion being called The Crash

[Devon Malcolm]

I still think about that Samoa Joe one on the stairs in the stands from TNA every time I see him.

What an idiot.

[wandshogun09]

I read the words ‘stupid bump’ and this from Cactus Jack’s match with Mil Mascaras was in my head within nanoseconds without even having to think about it. A falling backwards, blind bump, twatting the back of the head off concrete. Absolute shit for brains fool. 

[JLM]

Fucking hell that Joe spot is madness. 

You could probably find hundreds of entries for this thread from Sasuke. I sometimes suspect he's been cursed with immortality and has spent his career looking for a way out via pro wrestling. Any of these will do for now:

 

[Cousin Jim Bob]

1 hour ago, LaGoosh said:

I love me some stupid bumps. Here's a recent one:

 

 

 

That is stunning in how they push the ladder on a dodgy angle but everyone also makes sure it doesn't matter because he is going to overshoot it by miles anyway.

[LaGoosh]

9 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I still think about that Samoa Joe one on the stairs in the stands from TNA every time I see him.

What an idiot.

I love this one because it's so bewildering. Joe has never been one to take big bumps so him even doing this is bizarre. I love that I have no idea what he was really trying to do, if it's a botch or if it went to plan, and why he ever thought doing it was a good idea and wouldn't result in him taking a massive bump on his arse on CONCRETE steps. The metal pole in the middle of it is the cherry on top. Perfection. 

[The King of Old School]

Look like it had no effect on Joe at all that one, fair play.

[Devon Malcolm]

29 minutes ago, LaGoosh said:

I love this one because it's so bewildering. Joe has never been one to take big bumps so him even doing this is bizarre. I love that I have no idea what he was really trying to do, if it's a botch or if it went to plan, and why he ever thought doing it was a good idea and wouldn't result in him taking a massive bump on his arse on CONCRETE steps. The metal pole in the middle of it is the cherry on top. Perfection. 

At the time there was loads of discussion about it because it was mid-match and wasn't close to the finish or anything. It didn't, and still doesn't, make any sense even in the context of the match and the guys in it.

[LaGoosh]

The King of stupid bumps. Grimes and New Jack at Living Dangerously 2000. You can literally see the "well what the fuck do we do now?" look on their faces when they're up the scaffold. They can't think of anything so both just kind of fall off and both men nearly die. No part of this bump makes any sense. 

[FLips]

10 hours ago, JLM said:

Fucking hell that Joe spot is madness. 

You could probably find hundreds of entries for this thread from Sasuke. I sometimes suspect he's been cursed with immortality and has spent his career looking for a way out via pro wrestling. Any of these will do for now:

 

That's cracked me up that, at least the barrel half of it. Absolutely bonkers.

[Chili]

That Sasuke stuff is the kind of thing where if I get an explanation for why, the magic will be gone, so I hope I never understand or read why on earth he's doing any of that.

[King Coconut]

1 hour ago, FLips said:

That's cracked me up that, at least the barrel half of it. Absolutely bonkers.

There was a fucking dolphin in the ring at one point. I have too many questions to even start. 

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

I noticed that too and was like 'what the actual fuck is going on?' But then I also think 'ignorance is bliss'. Just enjoy knowing you've seen it and leave it at that....even though there's a million questions to answer such as how did it get from Margate to Japan and why hasn't Trigger gone to get it?

[Your Fight Site]

Read the thread title and immediately thought it would be about that ladder bump, as saw it recently on Reddit or Twitter.

The two that make me cringe are that Samoa Joe drop kick down the steps on Sting in TNA; and Dean Ambrose taking a power bomb out of the ring and back-of-head-first through a ladder.