Paid Members mim731 Posted May 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2023 Pop an orange in your mouth and go as Michael Hutchence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2023 Just stand around in the kitchen and say you’re Jona Lewie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrongStyle Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 If you own a black suit, wear it with black shoes and then buy a black shirt (in a packet). Use the white cardboard from the packaging of the shirt to make a dog collar, buy a cheap grey wig off Amazon and hey presto - you are Father Ted Crilly. I put this outfit together a number of years back for less than a tenner (I already had the suit) and nearly everyone I met knew exactly who I was on sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 11, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, StrongStyle said: If you own a black suit, wear it with black shoes and then buy a black shirt (in a packet). Use the white cardboard from the packaging of the shirt to make a dog collar, buy a cheap grey wig off Amazon and hey presto - you are Father Ted Crilly. I put this outfit together a number of years back for less than a tenner (I already had the suit) and nearly everyone I met knew exactly who I was on sight. But where will he find a lovely horse at such short notice? Edited May 11, 2023 by Tommy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Camo trousers and a green t shirt- action man Camo trousers and no shirt with black facepaint smeared all over you- Arnie in Commando Camo trousers and no shirt with mud smeared all over you- Arnie in Predator Camo trousers, black vest and a red bandana- Rambo Camo trousers and an orange hi-vis- scaffolder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 (edited) 27 minutes ago, cobra_gordo said: Camo trousers and an orange hi-vis- scaffolder Surely this is: Camo trousers and an orange hi-vis- jazzygeofferz. Edited May 11, 2023 by SuperBacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 11, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2023 (edited) 49 minutes ago, cobra_gordo said: black facepaint smeared all over you Word to the wise, only go as Al Jolson if the party's at the White Heart in Essex. Edited May 11, 2023 by Tommy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Healys Chutney Spoon Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 1 hour ago, cobra_gordo said: Camo trousers and a green t shirt- action man Camo trousers and no shirt with black facepaint smeared all over you- Arnie in Commando Camo trousers and no shirt with mud smeared all over you- Arnie in Predator Camo trousers, black vest and a red bandana- Rambo Camo trousers and an orange hi-vis- scaffolder Don't go - Action Man (Deserter edition) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 11, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2023 Get a toy dog and sunglasses. Go as David Blunkett and say you couldn't read that it was supposed to be popstars and rockstars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted May 11, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: Surely this is: Camo trousers and an orange hi-vis- jazzygeofferz. Cargo shorts, but not camo. I was in some bands as well. Yellow Hi-Viz as well. Edited May 11, 2023 by jazzygeofferz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 11, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2023 Go around back-elbowing people in the face, and say you're Chris Jericho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 11, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2023 Stick some change in a condom and go as Johnny Cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch2000 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Get your stomach pumped at the party and bring up a pint of semen for the definitive Marc Almond look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 58 minutes ago, Butch2000 said: Get your stomach pumped at the party and bring up a pint of semen for the definitive Marc Almond look. It's lunch time Butch, ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Butch2000 said: Get your stomach pumped at the party and bring up a pint of semen for the definitive Marc Almond look. More Baddiel bigotry there.  As Almond said the other day. “It’s not funny now and it wasn’t funny then. What was meant to be the joke” I BET YOU DID ALMOND YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS I BET YOU FUCKING DID! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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