Low effort fancy dress

[WyattSheepMask]

Don’t go and say you’re Maris Crane

[TheScarlettChad]

Pour chocolate all over yourself and say you're GG Allin.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Get Martine McCutcheon to be sick in your hair and go as Mick Hucknall. 

[Hannibal Scorch]

Go in regular clothes and say you’re a member of Band Aid. Bonus if you can bring 30 strangers with you.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Start an argument with everyone when you get there and go as Mark E. Smith.  

[Keith Houchen]

Beat your wife and ignore your son while mocking the disabled and you’re John Lennon. 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Arrange to pay your tax through a shell company in the Cayman Islands and go as Gary Barlow. 

[Keith Houchen]

1 hour ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Arrange to pay your tax through a shell company in the Cayman Islands and go as Gary Barlow. 

Have I ever mentioned I’ve been blocked by Gary Barlow on twitter? I’m sure I’d have remembered if I had as I’m not one for repeating myself. 

Edited May 11, 2023 by Keith Houchen

[SuperBacon]

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

Have I ever mentioned I’ve been blocked by Gary Barlow on twitter? I’m sure I’d have remembered if I had as I’m not one for repeating myself. 

Did he run out of Patience?

I don't blame him. 

[Just Some Guy]

Refuse to be impressed by the decor, the buffet and the other guests. You're Shania Twain.

[Butch2000]

Steal their wine. Lo and behold, it’s the authentic Richard Madeley!

[Butch2000]

12 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

 

I BET YOU DID ALMOND YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS I BET YOU FUCKING DID!

NOBODY speaks to me like that, not even my close friends. You don’t know me! YOUR BLOCKED!

[Butch2000]

12 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

It's lunch time Butch, ffs.

The working class call it dinner. Or Snappin.