AEW Dynamite Thread 2023

[JimmyAnderson]

They need to find a new way for Khan to make his "huge announcements" that don't involve giving him a live microphone.

He made a pigs ear of the All-Atlantic championship becoming the International championship and then again on Wednesday he was just repearing the same sentence for the Wembley show. 

[The King Of Swing]

I'll never not enjoy TS shitting bricks in front of a live camera.

[Merzbow]

The coke eyed stare is genuinely a little creepy.

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

19 hours ago, 69MeDon said:

Really enjoyed this week's show.

Sammy Guevara actually thinking he's got a chance of being AEW world champion this year is wild.

Interesting that each of the 3 challengers has different levels of 'back up'

Sammy - JAS

Darby - Sting as a constant

Jungle Boy - Hook as an occasional help.

 

BCC going to Blackpool and bumping into JAS at the toot shops would be great. Hager buying a new hat, Sammy and Tay in one of those 'photo boards', Cool Hand and Daddy Magic trying to work out the accents and ordering slushies, Jericho buying a bucket and spade,  etc. All the while BCC are just wandering around eating sticks of rock and donuts and fish and chips looking at buying a fridge magnet or saucy postcards. Best thing would be later in London they come out still arguing about what the shittest piece of tat they bought was.

[Keith Houchen]

3 minutes ago, Big'Olympic_Hero'Pete said:

BCC going to Blackpool and bumping into JAS at the toot shops would be great.

Oh I think they’re more likely to see someone else in the toot shop and he’ll be bumping alright!

[TheBurningRed]

1 hour ago, The King Of Swing said:

I'll never not enjoy TS shitting bricks in front of a live camera.

This was him at his hilarious worst. This is also the only version I can find off it as I think he’s erased it from YouTube. 

[The King Of Swing]

That was the debut episode of Elevation, wasn't it? 

[TheBurningRed]

I believe so. 

[TildeGuy~!]

First match announced for Forbidden Door 2, Kenny Omega will defend the IWGP United States Championship against the winner of the 4 man tournament.

[WyattSheepMask]

Jesus, I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to see Archer v Juice in my life. Surely Osprey v Omega II is nailed on to be happening at Forbidden Door

Edited April 10, 2023 by WyattSheepMask

[Merzbow]

Why are they going through the whole pretense of a tournament, especially when it's just 4 guys?

[Guest]

33 minutes ago, Merzbow said:

Why are they going through the whole pretense of a tournament, especially when it's just 4 guys?

Gives a reason to have matches, new Japan rarely have singles for sake of singles 

[Infinity Land]

35 minutes ago, Merzbow said:

Why are they going through the whole pretense of a tournament, especially when it's just 4 guys?

Because NJPW now have two meaningful singles matches to sell to their audience, instead of zero since Ospreay v. Omega looks certain to happen at Forbidden Door.

 

[El Hijo del Mikey Jr]

On 4/8/2023 at 9:29 AM, Merzbow said:

The coke eyed stare is genuinely a little creepy.

Can we stop this nonsense.  If he's snorting anything, he's snorting Adderall.

[Infinity Land]

Everyone bin your "AEW needs UK celebs and talent to sell tickets" takes now! It's not funny anymore.