Christmas Dinner Fix It & Show Off Thread

[Onyx2]

It may be due to circumstances this year some of you are cooking for less than you expected, or having to cook for the first time. If anybody would like some advice to make sure their Christmas dinner goes great please post in this thread.

And then lets see pictures of your feasts ?

I'm also aware some of you will just have Twiglets and McEwan's Export, that's fine too.

[Onyx2]

Gravy made, turkey neck resting in it overnight. 

Christmas eve ham, glazed in red wine. 

[PowerButchi]

I've got a crate, noodkes, and will buy drugs tomorrow

 

Merry Xmas. 

[Chest Rockwell]

What drugs are good Christmas drugs for you?

[SuperBacon]

24 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

What drugs are good Christmas drugs for you?

Ketamine for the queens speech,  immodium for Christmas lunch, bit of speed for The Gruffalo, hash for Bond.

[PowerButchi]

Cheap bash (a Henry) on tick! Washed down with a lazy wank on the soft, then smoking 6 fags in an hour, finished by tears of self loathing. 

[Astro Hollywood]

3 hours ago, Onyx2 said:

 

 

[Frankie Crisp]

12 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

Cheap bash (a Henry) on tick! Washed down with a lazy wank on the soft, then smoking 6 fags in an hour, finished by tears of self loathing. 

[PowerButchi]

12 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

If only Barry Grant was here to throw us off a building site like Sullivans wife and kid. 

[Astro Hollywood]

Cup-a-soup in front of the keyboard while I write more bollocks.

[The Gaffer]

Ironically it's the first year out of four I'm getting to spend with the French in laws. They usually do a giant get together in Donegal that lasts for about a fortnight but that's simply never possible for me with work, and it's not possible with their extended Irish family up there this year either for obvious reasons. So I'm spending the weekend at their place in East Cork. Goose is on the menu, and fucking terrific merlots they cut through about a half dozen bottles of over the evening. It's lovely, but they're a bit Jonestown so I invariably spend large parts of the day hiding in the bedroom In order to grab some introvert time. 

I'm heading back home to the cat tomorrow whilst the missus chills out with the family for another week. So I have the tail end of the year to myself. Got some spiked chocolates I have no idea the strength of in the fridge. Am very much looking forward to at least one day spent whacked out of it watching Breakdown 98 in the middle of the afternoon. 

Merry Christmas UKFF! A wonderful place. 

[wandshogun09]

[DEF]

Here's my lovely wife's first attempt at a Christmas dinner and my first as a vegan nob. It was my decision to go with Beyond Burgers as the meat substitute because I love them but honestly they only worked with gravy as they otherwise taste very burgery.

Gotta say though the roast potatoes were incredible she did me proud. Absolutely demolished two portions and stuffed. Traditionally my family don't do puddings until a few hours later because we inevitably over do it with the epic roast and today is no different.

Hope you all had a glorious Christmas dinner as well. Merry Christmas UKFF. You guys are top.

 

Edited December 25, 2020 by DEF

[TomJones233]

Fajtias instead of tacos for me. Can't be fucked with Crimbo this year. 

[Bus Surfer]

We had Christmas Dinner yesterday as I didn't want to have to rush to do everything then drive up to my Dad's today to drop a dinner of for him and my brother. It was strange but I kind of like not having a crazy cooking day today. 

So dinner is this... 

 

I hope you all enjoy yours.