The Smackers Thread

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

51 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

We've still got Hikuleo to come in for Bloodline Wolfpac, I think, so maybe chuck Sami in to Roman's team.

Fat Fuck Fale isn't coming in is he, because we seem to be trying to sign up everybody from the Islands brah. 

[d-d-d-dAz]

7 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Fat Fuck Fale isn't coming in is he, because we seem to be trying to sign up everybody from the Islands brah. 

He's been signed, and is apparently going to be called TALLA TONGA.

@Supremo made a very funny post about him being followed by a SMALLA TONGA and eventually a MEDIUM TONGA, and thats stayed with me ever since.

Gotta collect em all.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Wronga Tonga more like. Useless fat fuck. 

[TildeGuy~!]

45 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

He's been signed, and is apparently going to be called TALLA TONGA.

That’s Hikuleo, Fat Fuck Fale will never be signed(hopefully)

[d-d-d-dAz]

Just now, TildeGuy~! said:

That’s Hikuleo, Fat Fuck Fale will never be signed(hopefully)

I said Hikuleo originally, I think... I'm old.

[gmoney]

2 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

We've still got Hikuleo to come in for Bloodline Wolfpac, I think, so maybe chuck Sami in to Roman's team.

If we're really fortunate, Bad Luck Fale.

[Supremo]

1 hour ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

He's been signed, and is apparently going to be called TALLA TONGA.

@Supremo made a very funny post about him being followed by a SMALLA TONGA and eventually a MEDIUM TONGA, and thats stayed with me ever since.

Gotta collect em all.

They’ve gone one even better!

Longa Tonga! Brilliant.

Longa Tonga, Shorta Tonga, Stronga Tonga, Dipsy, Lala and Po.

[Retro Red]

It’s fake, the trademark is still for Talla Tonga.

[Supremo]

Is it?! Rubbish! You can prove anything with facts, can’t you?

Longa Tonga is better than Talla Tonga though.

[DavidB6937]

I want Longa Tonga chants and signs. I don't care if it's not his real name.

[Slapnut]

I’m fucking wheezing at Longa Tonga and now I’m devastated it’s not real!

[Mr_Danger]

Wait until Wonga Tonga debuts.

[d-d-d-dAz]

If Songa Tonga doesn't do the theme song, I'll be very cross.

[Supremo]

Watching Jacob Fatu’s speed and intensity again, I’ve concluded that Rock, Roman and Cody can all take the year off. Wrestlemania main event should be Jacob Fatu vs. Bron Breakker. Longa Tonga at ringside.

[DavidB6937]

Vince McMahon sneaking back under a mask as Wronga Tonga.