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What is the worst song of all time? (With bonus best pop song)


PowerButchi

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It's Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry. By about 7,000 miles. Everything about it is so cringy to the nth degree. The video (especially the uncensored version that Kerrang woould show which turned out to have an undersage girl in it), the tune, the lyrics, the subject matter of the song. Everything about it is fucking scum, and if you like it then so are you.

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10 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

It's Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry. By about 7,000 miles. Everything about it is so cringy to the nth degree. The video, the tune, the lyrics, the subject matter of the song. Everything about it is fucking scum, and if you like it then so are you.

It's one of those songs that 11 year old me would have loved because it had swear words in, if it had been released back in '93 that is!

 

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1 minute ago, PowerButchi said:

A mate of mine thinks it's THE BEST EVAH, hence why I had to make the thread.

...honestly lost for words!

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It's I Don't Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith or Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Both of them make me legitimately violent whenever I hear a portion of them.

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Pretty much every song David Gray and Mumford and Sons have ever recorded. 

Also, Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen), Sweet Child o' Mine (Guns n Roses), Free Fallin' (Tom Petty) and Children (Robert Miles) are songs off the top of my head that give me a nervous twitch when I hear them on the radio in work.

 

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Just now, SuperBacon said:

Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. I don't particularly mind him

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6 minutes ago, Gus Mears said:

Starships by Nicki Minaj is what having a dentist drill inserted into your brain feels like. 

No. I mean, it's not the greatest pop song of all time (that accolade goes to Superbass, also by Nicki Minaj), but it's still incredible.

I nodded in approval to @Scott Malbranque mentioning Bohemian Rhapsody there. What a load of bollocks that song is.

The answer is either You Remind Me by Nickelback, Come On Eileen or that fucking Fireflies song.

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Just now, PunkStep said:

No. I mean, it's not the greatest pop song of all time (that accolade goes to Superbass, also by Nicki Minaj), but it's still incredible.

You don't deserve to have ears. 

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The greatest pop song is Biology by Girls Aloud. Second is Love Machine. 

 

Girls Aloud were fucking great, weren't they?

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1 minute ago, PowerButchi said:

The greatest pop song is Biology by Girls Aloud. Second is Love Machine. 

 

Girls Aloud were fucking great, weren't they?

100% agree on Biology. Absolute banger!


Worst song ever? Mr Blobby is probably up there for me. Or any of Bob Dylan's christmas album 

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Kittie's Brackish is the personification of "fucking crap".

This rubbish work browser can't embed YouTube videos, it seems

It starts off with bland singing, then someone mad woman shouts out random gibberish. Just awful.


EDIT: just remembered another two songs that make me violently ill. "Young At Heart" by Bluebells and "Mustang Sally" by some band I don't care to remember from a film I also don't care to remember. Fucking hell.

 

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