Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted September 27, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 27, 2018 (edited) That's a bit of a barmy notion if you don't mind me saying so. Edited September 27, 2018 by Teedy Kay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 53 minutes ago, Fatty Facesitter said: Shouldn't you be listening out on the radio for crimes? 🧐 As soon as Talkshite becomes a crime, he will be. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted September 28, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 28, 2018 So, this just happened at Wednesday v Leeds Check out @SkyFootball’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/SkyFootball/status/1045760150622142464?s=09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted September 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 29, 2018 Mourinho has to be sacked now surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 I hope not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 God I hope not. Is there a fan tv of Man Utd that is on a par will the Arsenal one for hilarity? It's always the out of towners who are the funniest so I'd love it, love it if there were one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamTH17 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Mark Noble has just had United’s midfield on absolute strings. What a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 29, 2018 (edited) Yes Keith, I can't remember his name but I think he's the one that said 'Give it Gigseh until the end of the season'. He had an infamous rant at Moyes, saying he got the job due to a technicality. @IANdrewDiceClay might know who I'm on about. I fucking love it when Jose loses it, because he loses it in such a damaging way. Has he ever been able to turn things around when his team are going through a really shit time? Each bad situation he's been in, it seems to get horrifically worse and then he leaves a burning building like that Joker scene from The Dark Knight. But yeah, I hope they don't sack him anytime soon for selfish reasons. Edited September 29, 2018 by PunkStep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Is he the one who looks like he is doing a live stream of a game? Saw him when Phil Jones stepped up to take that penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamTH17 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Is he the one who looks like he is doing a live stream of a game? Saw him when Phil Jones stepped up to take that penalty. No, you’re thinking about the about the equally hilarious Mark Goldbridge who hosts “The United Stand” - the one being referenced above with the whole “GOT THE JOB ONNA TECHNICALITEH” was Andy Tate, who become a Z-list celebrity for about 3 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted September 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 29, 2018 (edited) 25 minutes ago, PunkStep said: I fucking love it when Jose loses it, because he loses it in such a damaging way. Has he ever been able to turn things around when his team are going through a really shit time? No, I don't think so. Typically he'll be amazing in the 1st season, possibly the 2nd. Fans lap up his cunty ways and barbs. He is the fucking sandbag-bollocked man. Then the 3rd season it's like this. Everything is a struggle, everything he touches turns to shite and it's all downhill before turning the gun on himself. Edited September 29, 2018 by gmoney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 29, 2018 (edited) Zidane is getting the job. Its how United works these days. Van Gaal was sniffing around when Moyes was in charge. Mourinho pretty much had the job at Christmas when Van Gaal was still around. Now Zidane's getting himself ready to take over this shower. Woodward is a proper "indecisive but now he's not so sure" type cunt. Negotiating with players and managers without even knowing what his final decision will be eventually. I understand the criticisms of bringing Zidane in, but his best qualities are man management and having the respect of anyone who dares look at him. Which United hasnt had in fucking years. The squad definitely needs a major shake up, but the likes of Martial, Rashford, Pogba, Alexis could certainly do with someone to put the tit in their mouths. They look so fucked. This is far from a bad United squad. Edited September 29, 2018 by IANdrewDiceClay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted September 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 29, 2018 (edited) It's just irritating we've all probably got to put up with this for a wee while yet before the inevitable happens. Zidane or not, you sense the club needs some major restructuring all over the place. A club with United's resources and fame should really be attracting the very best in football. It's amazing the fall of Jose, though. 5 years ago he was considered one of the very best; almost a guarantee of excellence. Now it's guaranteed to end in bother after he maybe does an ok job - makes the decision of the contract truly baffling. In better world Jose fucks off to Jordan×PSG and turns Neymar into Paul Dickov. Edited September 29, 2018 by ColinBollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 I'm not saying he was as important as old Baconface, but I can't help but think if David Gill had stayed on for a year or two they'd be in a better, more solid position. That first clusterfuck of a transfer winder with Woodward in charge showed how important Gill was to the set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Daniel Sturridge rim my arse mate - shame he's got ham for legs but class like that doesn't go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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