Wrasslin Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Headbanger Thresher - Quits the metal scene to focus on his love of harvesting wheat. Busty Rhodes - A terrible misunderstanding at the doctor's leaves Dusty with more than he bargained for . . . with surprisingly sexy results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2018 Guldust - relentlessly mocked for an act of avian molestation he didn't commit, @WyattSheepMask's former schoolmate, the man formerly known as Bumgull, adopts a new persona where he embraces the rumours and sexually harasses various seabirds, carrying some dressed in bondage gear in cages on his way to the ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2018 12 hours ago, Uncle Zeb said:  Tommy'd Ream 'Er - found stroking his kendo stick during women's matches  Surely you would go for Tommy D:Ream-er where things can only get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollthedice Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Fray Wyatt - His opponents will need a robust can opener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2018 The Great Meta - biggest shoot-work gimmick ever. Cuts promos about how he's going to make his opponent sell for him, and how it's his turn to go over because he shifts the most merch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 RelliM - Makes flour . . . but backwards. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Bram Wyatt. The Family have 8 contracted wrestlers in their stable who are all the same person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Wrasslin said: RelliM - Makes flour . . . but backwards. Â This is bloody tremendous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted April 5, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2018 Leg-drops a load of children then hosts an annual telethon to raise money for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: Leg-drops a load of children then hosts an annual telethon to raise money for them. Well, we already know about his 24 inch python. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoUseforaUsername Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 We're both uncircumcised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big7thletter Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Juan Cena - a Mexican superhero-turned wrestler that has a distinct advantage - invisibility! You can't see him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Jushin "Thunder" Lager - comes to the ring with a 4 pack of Skol lager Jake "The Snape" Roberts - tribute to the Harry Potter character, he uses magical powers to deliver the DDT Nia Sax - Kenny G provides entrance music, finishing move is the Careless Whisper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FailedPromoter Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 John Tena - Incontinent champion. Could have flowed further through the ranks but pissed all his potential away. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 1 hour ago, hallicks said: Jushin "Thunder" Lager - comes to the ring with a 4 pack of Skol lager Though it's preceded by a sly dram of White Lightning backstage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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