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Don't like dogpiling on the women, but I remember Cameron being particularly useless, a real 0/10-er in the ring, apparently she's still a roster member. 

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Matt Morgan is a right useless bastard. If you had a "create the perfect wrestler" machine someone like him would pop right out of it but something went horribly wrong. He seemingly has it all while also completely lacking everything.

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Matt Morgan is a right useless bastard. If you had a "create the perfect wrestler" machine someone like him would pop right out of it but something went horribly wrong. He seemingly has it all while also completely lacking everything.

 

Very true. He's like a deconstructed wrestler, with all the elements there, but completely detached from each other. Has the look, has confidence and delivery on the mike, seems to understand the importance of psychology, often has a character, and yet he's seemingly unable to use them all at once or in conjunction. Doesn't seem to be able to make anyone give a shit, as a result.

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Erik Watts. Absolutely no right to be anywhere near a wrestling ring, or to even be in a town on a night that there was a wrestling show taking place.

 

He was quite fun in WCW in 99 and his cup of tea in ECW. I didn't mind him in TNA either.

 

Now, the fucking Harris Brothers on the other hand...

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Matt Morgan is a right useless bastard. If you had a "create the perfect wrestler" machine someone like him would pop right out of it but something went horribly wrong. He seemingly has it all while also completely lacking everything.

 

Very true. He's like a deconstructed wrestler, with all the elements there, but completely detached from each other. Has the look, has confidence and delivery on the mike, seems to understand the importance of psychology, often has a character, and yet he's seemingly unable to use them all at once or in conjunction. Doesn't seem to be able to make anyone give a shit, as a result.

 

I think it was a problem with the expectation. He was a huge guy with decent mobility who didn't sound like a moron on the m-m-m-mic. People assume he's got all the tools. People even mistake that confidence on the mic for charisma but it isn't at all. Despite not being rubbish, he didn't have the ability to make anyone care about what he said or did, either on the mic or in the ring. He was utterly devoid of charisma.

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I'm probably going to get shot for this but i really can't see the appeal of Hacksaw Jim Duggan and IRS, Duggan for me was just the pits as far as wrestling ability and IRS was just boring as fuck, I've never took the time to actually find out wether or not he can wrestle a decent match but I remember being a kid and always fast forwarding through both of their matches.

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I'm probably going to get shot for this but i really can't see the appeal of Hacksaw Jim Duggan and IRS, Duggan for me was just the pits as far as wrestling ability and IRS was just boring as fuck, I've never took the time to actually find out wether or not he can wrestle a decent match but I remember being a kid and always fast forwarding through both of their matches.

Jim Duggan and IRS considered useless bastards. The sun is strong today.

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Bam Neely. Look at him and his newborn baby face. I think I'd prefer to fight him than fight Chavo. Bloody hell, did he even have a match on the main roster?

A couple. I remember this because he had cool boots.

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