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The "How big is Batista's dick" question answered

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Definitely didnt see the NSFW tags. Definitely opened this in the office. Definitely had some questions from my boss.

 

Its all good though. I got the 'is that Batista' question. Yes. Yes it is.

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Probably got a tube of facial moisturiser in his pocket.

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Hulk Hogan has a lovely big cock once it's had a bit of blood pumped into it, bet Batista is exactly the same. No doubt about it. None.

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Pfft, you lot think that's big? You guys are easily impressed. I can wrap mine round my waist twice.

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Probably got a tube of facial moisturiser in his pocket.

 

Max Clifford's stunt double. Attack of the Button Mushroom.

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I think that picture there is deceptive. If you look very closely, he's clearly wearing a jockstrap under there, for the purposes of minimising the bulge (it is a kids film, after all). Tha monster is just tucked in between his legs, whereas on stage with Trips, it's hanging loose.

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They look like a crap set of TV detectives and they've have been lumbered a weedy guy as an unwanted forth member, probably played by Steve Buscemi

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I'm looking at that photo and all I can think about is how terrible Daniel Bryan looks in a suit.

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Batista was so good at that awkward press conference, just taking the piss out of how bad it was. Bryan seemed to struggle but wasn't too bad. He's got a long way to go before he could be any kind of Cena.

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He's definitely got it rolled up in the leotard picture.

 

It's like he's fucking his own ass.

We all would, if we could.

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