Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 23, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) I think around 90% of status updates in my live feed are severely devoid of correct spelling and/or grammar. Edited March 23, 2013 by PunkStep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Hamptons Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) Women who post half naked photos of themselves then write status's like this...    Attention seeking whore  Edit... Forgot to edit out my other facebook accounts name.. Feel free to add my Dog... Edited March 23, 2013 by Donkey Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I somehow don't imagine you getting much sympathy there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 "I like to bum men and finger my arsehole with big dirty nails" Â Fraped lol. Â -- Â Gets on my wick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) Just stumbled across this corker...   There as been 1 good thing about having kids is tht u no how r ya realy mate r. There only want ya when they need some 1 to have a drink with But when yasay no I cnt go out they dont txt ya again. So alot ov ppl will v toke off my fb to mz some ov use use just used me some ov u just want ti but in. Inabit   Edit! Astonishingly, someone seemingly understood that, and awarded those sentiments with this seal of approval:  That is so true hun i found that out x Edited March 23, 2013 by Richie Freebird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 There's a "friend" of mine on facebook who i had to block the other day because i was sick of trying to decipher his status updates. Â Take this pearl of wisdom for example: wats al this tripe abowt taylor startin the neet is he crud,wat ppl need to realise is hes abowt 9th choice center half for england n even if it was anly him n sumfucker else fit woy wud probs just hoy carrick in at center hlf,talk abowt just mekin up the numbers!!! It's shit like this that makes me sympathise with grammer nazis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew "the ref" coyne Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) Women who post half naked photos of themselves then write status's like this...   Attention seeking whore  Edit... Forgot to edit out my other facebook accounts name.. Feel free to add my Dog...  A) I like how your dog is the giving the advice.  And B) I love how she completely misses the point. "if you don't like them don't look at them?" Huh? At wha't point did you complain about her breasts?  But yeah, I get pretty strict about removing attention seeking people and the immensely negative. Also it amazes me the amount of people I know who go on to have very open racist / intolerant / homophobic views is surreal.  Might have a cull tonight. Edited March 24, 2013 by andrew "the ref" coyne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted March 24, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2013 Women who post half naked photos of themselves then write status's like this...   Attention seeking whore  Edit... Forgot to edit out my other facebook accounts name.. Feel free to add my Dog...  You forgot to edit her name out of the URL too. Vicky Macauly will love the UKFF asking for side-on pictures of her tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCW Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Pig shit brained country fucker,who admitted to taking steroids that just seemed to make him fatter,was in Garda (Irish police) college with me.The very first thing they told us was to never,ever post pictures of yourself in uniform on Facebook.Of course the first weekend away from the college he had posted pictures of himself in uniform and his obese lady friend up as his profile and cover pics the daft prick.He said that he was fraped,and he insisted on keeping the pictures up til he was fucked out of the college.More happier I could not have been,mainly cos I got a room to myself. Â He's still keeping his ''I'm a conspiracy victim'' statuses up after around 4 months now,the prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Snake Plissken Posted March 24, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2013 http://mashable.com/2012/08/14/facebook-annoying/ Â Like if you agree, Share if you think this the best thing ever, do nothing then you like to have sex with cows. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 24, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2013 You forgot to edit her name out of the URL too. Vicky Macauly will love the UKFF asking for side-on pictures of her tits. It's ok, her profile is private. Er so I'm told anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShowOff Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 The most cringe worthy stuff is by far, all the lovey dovey stuff. I'm a very romantic guy - but it doesn't mean I have to do the following sort of stuff: Â Girl: I have the best, most amazing boyfriend in the world (tag boyfriend's name) Â Boy: And I have the best girlfriend, love you sweetie. You're so gorgeous. Â Ugh. Just horrible drivel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 24, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2013 Even worse when you know they're sitting 6 inches apart on the sofa and have done that just to see responses from everyone else. Facebook really does bring the lowest qualities of most people out, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 24, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2013 'Hun' has become one of my least favourite words thanks entirely to its overuse by Da Girlz on Facebook.  U ok hun  Stay strong hun  Aww he's lush hun   NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 24, 2013 Moderators Share Posted March 24, 2013 Edit... Forgot to edit out my other facebook accounts name.. Feel free to add my Dog... Â Â Your dog has shit grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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