Impact wrestling thread - It's a Don West tribute thread now!

[Ian 86]

"I need you to not be a spot monkey". hahaha

 

This is the most interesting Jeff, sorry, Brother Nero has been in years but Matt is still the show stealer.

[Snitsky's back acne]

'Of course you will not die. It is a dream you obsolete mule'. 

[PunkStep]

'Of course you will not die. It is a dream you obsolete mule'. 

  absolutely floored me!

 

I listened to the Jericho podcast with Broken Matt Hardy (completely in gimmick) last night, it's brilliant. Well worth a listen. I love his claim that his accent is how he believes everyone will sound in the future, and that he is just ahead of them.

[Ambulance Chaser]

I have listened to it about 3 times now, if I've had a shit day at work or something my new go to pick me up is Broken Matt Hardy. When Jericho sort of reacts angrily "Whaddaya keep saying "si" for"

[Snitsky's back acne]

To prepare for their fight with Decay, Matt has made Jeff fight a kangaroo possessed by the spirt of 'Smoking' Joe Fraser:

 

http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/jeff-hardy-kangaroo-broken-matt-zoo-video/#.V83p9zXfubt

Fucking brilliant.

 

I want some of whatever the Hardys are smoking these days.

[Jon-Carr_92]

It's just amazing how we all crapped on that contract signing (quite rightly for the editing) but it's slowly turned into the best thing TNA's done in years. I just can't wait to see Bound For Glory purely for them.

[CTXRussomark]

The first few segments were definitely in the "so bad it's good" category but fuck me if I'm not actually invested in this whole thing. Especially with Jeff now joining in on the fun. He hasn't been this interesting since his heel turn during the Hogan era.

[Guest]

Well that wasn't as mad as the original, but it was a lotta fun

[Merzbow]

"This is Matt and Nick, the Bucks of youth"

 

These segments get better.

 

Billy Corgan looks like a right muppet tho, and there's now noone to tell him he can't go out dressed like he is.

Edited September 9, 2016 by Merzbow

[Ambulance Chaser]

That was fucking insanity!!!!

 

I'm not saying it topped the Final Deletion but fuck me if it didn't get close, I feel myself watching it mouth wide open thinking "what the hell am I actually watching", but I can't stop it's trippy as fuck.

 

"I'm digging your graves, My friend"

 

God I love this shit, I love it.

[Ambulance Chaser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c65k25ORBo

 

"Put the boy down, Witch"

[Guest]

Watching DELETEorDECAY, loved the appearance of Joseph Parks after falling into the same gimmick-swapping lake that made Jeff into Willow!

Edited September 9, 2016 by sj5522

[Guest]

the personal zoo segment didn't play in the video in the link above for me, so here it is for anyone else who had the same issue. the spot monkeys bit had me wheezing

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-GSiVucRX8

[Ambulance Chaser]

The fucking actual Monkeys on Impact, he's given them bloody names, "This one is Mandrews"

[PunkStep]

HIT HIM WITH THE HIGH KNEEEEE

 

I can't get enough of this shit