The cookery thread

[gmoney]

Nice! How long do you cook a head crab for? 

[Merzbow]

I thought I'd seen her before!

[Thunderplex]

A pork crackling vagina.  Can’t think of anything better.

[SuperBacon]

@Gus Mears what is it?

[Cousin Jim Bob]

It looks like the fucking predator lol.

I will admit I would probably eat it because pork crackling but I think my kids would be terrified of the thing.

[Gus Mears]

11 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

@Gus Mears what is it?

Stuffed roast pork leg. The skin looks so insane because I used my failsafe crispy skin method which I've nicked entirely from RecipeTinEats. It's the best method I've ever come across and I've tried dozens 

https://www.recipetineats.com/pork-shoulder-roast-with-crispy-crackling/

[FLips]

Every year me and the wife make a Christmas dinner for friends a few days before Christmas and make a bit of a day of it. Had so many veggies left over I’ve eaten my own weight in bubble and squeak over the last couple of days.

[King Coconut]

7 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

Stuffed roast pork leg. The skin looks so insane because I used my failsafe crispy skin method which I've nicked entirely from RecipeTinEats. It's the best method I've ever come across and I've tried dozens 

https://www.recipetineats.com/pork-shoulder-roast-with-crispy-crackling/

Never seen sweetcorn on a roast before. Are you sure that's allowed?

[Gus Mears]

11 minutes ago, King Coconut said:

Never seen sweetcorn on a roast before. Are you sure that's allowed?

Did horseradish mash instead of roasties so anything is fair game in my book at that point.

[FLips]

Oh god I didn’t even notice the sweetcorn. What is wrong with you?

[MungoChutney]

As a rule of thumb, if you can get it at a carvery it's fine on a roast. Most ones I've been to have sweetcorn so that's a thumbs up from me. Plus sweetcorn enhances everything so belongs on any dish really. 

[Merzbow]

4 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

Did horseradish mash instead of roasties so anything is fair game in my book at that point.

Did you watch the same Gary Eats video..? It's not something I'd heard of until he had it a couple of days ago.

[Gus Mears]

7 minutes ago, Merzbow said:

Did you watch the same Gary Eats video..? It's not something I'd heard of until he had it a couple of days ago.

Nah, have done it for years (English mustard mash too). But I bloody love Gary Eats and this does nothing to change that opinion.

[FLips]

Also guilty of buying horse radish for the first time this year because of Gary Eats.

[Gus Mears]

Turkey and gammon pie today. Leftovers don't get much better.