d-d-d-dAz Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 That shot makes him look like the criminal in a crimewatch reconstruction. Â He's almost certainly going to follow that woman onto the bus, off the bus and then drag her into a secluded wooded area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Matrix doing my bit to promote sustainable transport. Young whippersnapper waiting for a bus...   Aspiring Bradley Wiggins riding a Penny Farthing...  Can I just ask, who did you have taking those photos of you? It must have been someone who loves you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted July 3, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2014 Anybody else think he looks like Tyrone from Corrie?  Since i've been on here, i've had, from memory:  Gavin Henson Shingo? Fernando Torres Matt Le Tissier Ricky Wilson  Now Tyrone, i'd rather look like Kevin Webster.  That shot makes him look like the criminal in a crimewatch reconstruction.  Thank you, in that case i've nailed my role by giving an accurate portrayal of local public transport users.  Can I just ask, who did you have taking those photos of you? It must have been someone who loves you very much.  Your mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted July 3, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2014 Matrix! I have to say, I love you! Your posts bring a smile to my face on otherwise dour day. You do look like Tyrone in that bus stop pic, but I think all in all, you look like that Kaiser Chiefs chap. Â David, you're just a kill joy, poopy head. Stop being so abruptly rude to people, or I'll hold your nose/clothespeg you and helmet slide your gullet, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 3, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2014 Hey, at least you don't look like Danny Dyer. Â Right, Frankie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted July 3, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2014 Does Frankie look like Danny Dyer? I love Danny Dyer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted July 3, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2014 Matrix! I have to say, I love you! Your posts bring a smile to my face on otherwise dour day. Â Cheers mush, appreciate it. Honestly, i'd probably post here if it were just me, it's such an outlet when my grey matter is overflowing with shite which is why i'm acutely aware my posting style / content won't be everyone's cup of tea. Â I'd like to think however, that if i were wanting to call someone a prick, i'd do just that rather than attempt to be cute about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted July 3, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2014 I can see the Ricky Wilson comparison Matrix, maybe I'll forget about you looking like ol' Tyrone. Â Great post however, it did bring a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Your mum. Don't be so touchy. You must have known when you decided to post "posed" photos like that you were opening yourself up to a little bit a ribbing. Â David, you're just a kill joy, poopy head. Stop being so abruptly rude to people, or I'll hold your nose/clothespeg you and helmet slide your gullet, sir. And just you relax, chief. Matrix is an adult, he doesn't need the likes of you white knighting him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted July 4, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 4, 2014 I was jesting, sir. Jesting! I'm hardly going to make love to your mouth. Unless you want me to? I would, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 I was jesting, sir. Jesting! I'm hardly going to make love to your mouth. Unless you want me to? I would, you know. Not my thing really, but it's the thought that counts, and I appreciate that more than anything else good sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted July 4, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 4, 2014 Your mum. Don't be so touchy. You must have known when you decided to post "posed" photos like that you were opening yourself up to a little bit a ribbing. Â Au contraire mon frere, you must have known that level of smart-arsery was likely to be met in a similar fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Au contraire mon frere, you must have known that level of smart-arsery was likely to be met in a similar fashion. I didn't actually. I honestly believed you knew how ridiculous those photos looked when you posted them, and as such I assumed you'd be in on the joke. Â If not, I can only apologise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted July 4, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 4, 2014 I'd need to check through my post history to find them, but I think you'll find I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) I'd need to check through my post history to find them, but I think you'll find I Edited July 4, 2014 by David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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