CurtainTwitcher Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 "Operator - get me the number for 911..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 "No you've got the wrong number, this is 91... 2" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Quentin Posted October 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 8, 2011 What's he doing with that broom?Errrrrm what isn't he doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Maverick Posted October 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 8, 2011 Steve Sax: Don't I get a phonecallLou: You watch too many movies Saxy boyHomer at the Bat is far and away my favourite episode, fantastic line after line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 8, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 8, 2011 Hello? Human Fly here! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Hello? Human Fly here!come on, i stayed up all night dying my underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamTheGreat Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 from the episode where Bart falls for Rev. Lovejoy's daughter. Bart walks past Homer and Marge looking forlorn (and covered in glue)Marge-There's something different about BartHomer- New glasses?Marge- No, I meant emotionally"Homer- Probably misses his old glassesMarge- I want to find out what's wrong but I might be accused of smothering himHomer- Yeah, and then we'd get the chairMarge- Homer! That's not what I meantHomer- It was Marge, admit itThat exchange made me a fan ever since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 from the episode where Bart falls for Rev. Lovejoy's daughter. Bart walks past Homer and Marge looking forlorn (and covered in glue)Marge-There's something different about BartHomer- New glasses?Marge- No, I meant emotionally"Homer- Probably misses his old glassesMarge- Maybe we could spend more time with Bart, but then I'd be afraid of smothering himHomer- Yeah, and then we'd get the chairMarge- Homer! That's not what I meantHomer- It was Marge, admit itThat exchange made me a fan ever sinceThis was absolutely fantastic. Just hilarious. Homer is always far funnier as an accessory to a story, rather than the focus of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted October 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 9, 2011 from the episode where Bart falls for Rev. Lovejoy's daughter. Bart walks past Homer and Marge looking forlorn (and covered in glue)Marge-There's something different about BartHomer- New glasses?Marge- No, I meant emotionally"Homer- Probably misses his old glassesMarge- I want to find out what's wrong but I might be accused of smothering himHomer- Yeah, and then we'd get the chairMarge- Homer! That's not what I meantHomer- It was Marge, admit itThat exchange made me a fan ever sinceDefinitely one of my favourite pieces of dialogue from any programme ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bydo Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 "And now for my Woody Allen impression:'I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPW Kristian Zane Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Now calm down, Ned-dily-diddly-diddly-diddly... they did their best, shoddily-iddly-iddly-diddly... gotta be nice, hostily-iddly-diddly-iddly... Ah HELL-DIDDLY-DING-DONG-CRAP! Can't you morons do anything right?!(then, later in Flanders' rant)(to Lenny) And as for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk! Lenny: Hey, I've only been here for a few minutes, what's going on?Flanders (to Moe): You ugly hate filled manMoe: Hey I may be ugly and hatefilled but what was the last thing you said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 9, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 9, 2011 And now we play the waiting game......... Ah, the waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!-I'd have called them chazzwozzers!-There's your answer, fish-bulb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm29195 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Homer: 'After all years of disappointment with get rich quick schemes, I know I'm gonna get rich with this one, and quick!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Marge: This town is a part of who you are! This is a Springfield Isotopes Cap... when you wear it, you're wearing Springfield! When you eat a fish from our river, you're eating Springfield! When you make lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield! Â Bart: Mom, when you give that lecture, you're boring Springfield. Â ----------- Â Bart: I'm never gonna find that tree. This whole raid was as useless as that yellow lemon-shaped rock over there... Wait a minute! There's a lemon behind that rock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermaldynamics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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