WyattSheepMask Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 (edited) Teacher says "every time you masturbate, an angel gets its wings" Â Attaboy, Clarence Edited December 23, 2016 by WyattSheepMask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 Does nobody appreciate tits anymore?  Over the last few months, there's been a few incidents that have led me to believe that there's just not the love for them that there once was.  First was when I "accidentally" gatecrashed a party and they had a stripper. She did a fairly basic routine, but as she went around the table of the party hosts (as some sort of VIP benefit, I suppose) and offered herself to be motorboated or have them rub oil into her tits, everyone basically ignored them and attempted a quick finger instead.  The second was when some wires got crossed and I ended up drinking with some fellas who stuck some T-girl porn on. Now, to my mind, I would have thought the appeal of this was because you want someone that looks like a woman facially and has (sometimes comically oversized) tits, but there's a nob there if you fancy trying it. Yet in every scene it was cock sucking and straight up the arse and the tits got barely twenty seconds of attention.  Lastly was when I was perusing Chaturbate (I was researching for a book, m'lud). It seems to be the done thing to charge more to see an arse than it does tits. Since when have arses had more value than tits? I've got my own arse, I'm not going to pay three times the cost of tits to see one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) Those lads you were drinking with just decided to pop some porn on out of the blue? For.. mood? Have they heard of music? Â Tits are sound though, to stay on topic. Definitely a key appeal. I'm looking forward to growing my own. Edited January 20, 2017 by sj5522 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 Those lads you were drinking with just decided to pop some porn on out of the blue? For.. mood? Have they heard of music? It would appear that that's their thing and they watch it regularly. I obviously give off a "likes boobs and cock" vibe, hence their friendliness. Â Worse things happen at sea, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 These are sex people, Lynn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 Don't worry, Surf, according to a thread on this page, Twin Peaks are coming back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 Love tits. Big ones, small ones, jiggly ones, love 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 20, 2017 Moderators Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) Bring back 1970s tits. Like the ones on the newsagent's daughter in The Ups and Downs of a Handyman. Jugs were better in the 70s. Edited January 20, 2017 by PowerButchi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) Cant believe I'm talking about this, but they seemed more bouncier in the 70s and 80s from the old grot magazines and "sex comedy" films. Half of the women (Thinking back I'd say 3/4's to be honest) in those old magazines (my dad had a secret stash) would be considered obese these days, which is sad. Nowyadays, in my limited experience, they seem more solider and no woman wants bouncy boobs anymore. Edited January 20, 2017 by bAzTNM#1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 Bring back 1970s tits. Like the ones on the newsagent's daughter in The Ups and Downs of a Handyman. Jugs were better in the 70s. Â Seconded... 70s tits make the world go round. Special fondness for Annie Sprinkle's big, bouncy 70s tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 20, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) Porn is like wrestling these days. Everyone seems to have the same gimmick. Either massive arse implants or tattoos all over their tits. All have the business exposing coked up pretend moans as well. Bring back late 90s/early 2000s porn. Back when you believed birds would be popping round Ben Dover and Marino's house just for a shag and not the fee. Edited January 20, 2017 by IANdrewDiceClay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 20, 2017 Moderators Share Posted January 20, 2017 Best example of 70s jugs is at 17:05 in this. It's NSFW Â https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCc5mxoMMLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 20, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 Oh Butch, you didnt tell me there would be a bit of funky sax music playing in the background to 70s tits. Way to much excitement on a Friday dinner time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) Roxanne Brewer had a cracking pair of 70s jugs — I hid them behind spoiler tags like a bodega has a filthy beaded curtain to stop kiddies seeing their grot dvds.    Edited January 20, 2017 by Sergio Mendacious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 Jesse Jane just announced her retirement. She basically said that she couldn't fake sexual attraction any more and there is no interesting new talent coming through. Â I think a lot of these older stars are having trouble adjusting to the new style of more ethically produced porn, and that's why there have been a lot of complaints and retirements lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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