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How are channels like TVX and The Adult Channel still in business? Who would pay extra for those Sky porn channels these days when the internet has all the porn you would ever need. Not to mention it's not even hardcore stuff, all these channels are usually just full of edited porn movies.

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Lisa Ann has retired from the porn industry to take up a career in fantasy football...

Thanks for ruining my Christmas.

 

 

Haha I am sorry, I'm going to hang my penis at half mast for her.

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So I had some alone time recently and decided to partake in the grand old tradition of watching porn, I got one of those annoying pop up chat things which you always get. But this one made me burst into laughter.

 

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I love the fact she goes from what appears to be completely up for my dick, to assuming I'm gay. All because I didn't click on her! The best part was seeing each line written.

 

It made me laugh and actually take a picture of it (a you see) all whilst mid porn.

 

And in an effort to completely share too much information. I actually miss wanking in a way, when you have a couple hours to yourself when you can just relax and take your time, it's just the best. I have always maintained that a hand job by a girl is awful! I'd rather pleasure myself.

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A couple of hours?! What's wrong with you man?

 

Exactly. I can get away by saying I went for a piss. 

 

 

Send the lady away for a couple hours, pop 12 Actifeds and load up incognito mode. You'll thank me later.

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Is there a name for new porn with an historical theme, so everyone is in say 1950's or 1960's or Victorian getup. Searching for terms like vintage brings up genuinely old grot, and using the word period went far worse.

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