Members SuperBacon Posted yesterday at 02:21 PM Members Posted yesterday at 02:21 PM I don't understand what I'm allowed and not allowed to wank to anymore, so I'm going back to Helen Mirren films. Quote
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted yesterday at 02:25 PM Paid Members Posted yesterday at 02:25 PM You can't watch anything that involves people even pretending to be siblings/related having sex. So it is now illegal to watch Old Boy and Game of Thrones. Or something like that. Quote
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted yesterday at 02:30 PM Paid Members Posted yesterday at 02:30 PM 8 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: I don't understand what I'm allowed and not allowed to wank to anymore, so I'm going back to Helen Mirren films. Anyone got a Kay's catalogue, circa 1993? Quote
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted yesterday at 02:31 PM Paid Members Posted yesterday at 02:31 PM Is Babestation still okay? Actually, is Babestation still going?!* *he says, pretending he doesn't know Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted yesterday at 02:35 PM Members Posted yesterday at 02:35 PM 1 minute ago, Lorne Malvo said: Is Babestation still okay? Actually, is Babestation still going?!* *he says, pretending he doesn't know Yes it is, not that I watch (I BET YOU DON'T YOU DIRTY BOLLOX) but scrolling the channels at night it's still there. A girl I went to school with ended up on there as one of the girls. She was a lovely person. Nothing else to add, that's all Quote
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted yesterday at 02:38 PM Paid Members Posted yesterday at 02:38 PM 2 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: A girl I went to school with ended up on there as one of the girls. She was a lovely person. Nothing else to add, that's all IIRC, somebody on here was mates with Delta White too. The UKFF has got the UK grot landscape well covered between us. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted yesterday at 03:28 PM Paid Members Posted yesterday at 03:28 PM 49 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said: IIRC, somebody on here was mates with Delta White too. @TildeGuy~!, wasn't it? Quote
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted yesterday at 03:48 PM Paid Members Posted yesterday at 03:48 PM Wasn't someone on here in the industry in some business capacity? I remember them having an encyclopedic knowledge of every porn star. Quote
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted yesterday at 03:51 PM Author Paid Members Posted yesterday at 03:51 PM (edited) I've got a knackered laptop in the loft from 2002 that only works if you plug it into an old telly because the screen is fucked. I bet that has porn on it. Will I be arrested tomorrow? Edited yesterday at 03:52 PM by IANdrewDiceClay Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted yesterday at 03:52 PM Members Posted yesterday at 03:52 PM Just now, IANdrewDiceClay said: I've got a knackered computer in the loft from 2002 that only works if you plug it into an old telly. I bet that has porn on it. Will I be arrested tomorrow? You watching old Bret Hart matches will be fine mate. Quote
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted yesterday at 03:56 PM Author Paid Members Posted yesterday at 03:56 PM 3 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: You watching old Bret Hart matches will be fine mate. No. Still going to jail Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted yesterday at 03:57 PM Paid Members Posted yesterday at 03:57 PM 5 minutes ago, IANdrewDiceClay said: I've got a knackered laptop in the loft from 2002 that only works if you plug it into an old telly because the screen is fucked. I bet that has porn on it. Will I be arrested tomorrow? Not sure, is there a bounty for outing wrong uns? Quote
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted yesterday at 03:59 PM Paid Members Posted yesterday at 03:59 PM Are you still allowed to rattle one out whilst watching Loose Women? Quote
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted yesterday at 04:04 PM Paid Members Posted yesterday at 04:04 PM 4 minutes ago, Thunderplex said: Are you still allowed to rattle one out whilst watching Loose Women? As long as you're not thinking about the Nolan sister sitting on your face. Quote
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