Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted September 27, 2011 Paid Members Posted September 27, 2011 (edited) Now considering I was in my afro and Hawaiian shirt phase this was puzzling, as I was easily the uncoolest person there Does. Not. Compute. Edited September 27, 2011 by Adam Woodyatt
Paid Members FLips Posted September 27, 2011 Paid Members Posted September 27, 2011 Louise, I love you and hate you in equal measures. Easily the most maddening and wonderful woman I have ever met. She won't hear you on here mate. Maybe you should go park outside her house until she comes out, then tell her in person.
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 27, 2011 Moderators Posted September 27, 2011 That'd be a low point.
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 27, 2011 Paid Members Posted September 27, 2011 I would never do that. I like to at least pretend to myself that me walking away was me taking hold of the situation and leaving well alone because I'm the better man. For personal moral if nothing else. I would have thought the new personal low for the sickos in this thread is having such a low opinion of yourself that you actually post it on here. Not talking about stuff like girls leaving you or failing to get a stotty on. I mean shit like shagging your cousin, drinking sick, and being Flaming June. And we still havent found out who bummed Steve Justice. I say it was AJS269.
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted September 27, 2011 Paid Members Posted September 27, 2011 Fucking hell, I wish I hadn't read this thread. What's happening to this place? Could have done without seeing RIP Diva Sunny and his pals bare arses aswell. I've lived a fucking tame life compared to you lot. My lowest point was being drunk and pissing the bed at a mates and having to borrow clothes off my mate so i could go home not drenched in my own piss. Worst part was his MILF mom had to wash the sheets and I could never look her in the face again. Though to be fair even before that I was always sneakily looking at her tits anyway. Actually that's another thing, perving on your mates mom is not something to be too proud of either really is it. Still, I don't feel so bad about pissing myself after reading this thread. Can't say fucking my cousin has ever entered my mind. I feel violated by the sheer filth of this place.
Steve Justice Posted September 27, 2011 Posted September 27, 2011 Ian, a bumming is what I deserve. I won't be admitting anything, and as I said, I apologise for making it seem like I would.
Loki Posted September 27, 2011 Posted September 27, 2011 Did you have a wank over tranny porn? We've all done it mate, it's confusing stuff. The main point to remember is, as long as you only look at the tits, you're not gay.
Glen Quagmire Posted September 27, 2011 Posted September 27, 2011 when I was twelve a couple of really nice twins once convinced me to show my cock to them behind a prefab building at school. Peer pressure eh? He's not telling us the 'really nice twins' were in fact Jedward John & Edward Grimes would have only been one and a half at the time so I fucking well hope not!
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted September 27, 2011 Paid Members Posted September 27, 2011 I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted September 27, 2011 Author Awards Moderator Posted September 27, 2011 I would have thought the new personal low for the sickos in this thread is having such a low opinion of yourself that you actually post it on here. Not talking about stuff like girls leaving you or failing to get a stotty on. I mean shit like shagging your cousin, drinking sick, and being Flaming June. And we still havent found out who bummed Steve Justice. I say it was AJS269. It wasn't like it was an actual pint of sick. Like I said, he just threw the drink back up straight in to the glass and it was accompanied by a few bits of carr... no, it's fucking horrible, isn't it? The only comfort I can take from it is that is was in a different millennium so it barely counts. No? No. Didn't think so. I'll be hanging by the time you read this, Ian.
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 27, 2011 Paid Members Posted September 27, 2011 (edited) I forgive you. You aren't even in the Champions League places in the Sicko League table now. You might not even make the top half actually reading through this thread. Edited September 27, 2011 by Ian_hitmanhart
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted September 27, 2011 Author Awards Moderator Posted September 27, 2011 I forgive you. You aren't even in the Champions League places in the Sicko League table now. You might top even make the top half actually reading through this thread. I never win anything I'm going to go and bum my Dad on a grave later.
Steve Justice Posted September 27, 2011 Posted September 27, 2011 I forgive you. You aren't even in the Champions League places in the Sicko League table now. You might top even make the top half actually reading through this thread. I never win anything I'm going to go and bum my Dad on a grave later. Have you been reading my diary?
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted September 27, 2011 Moderators Posted September 27, 2011 I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Oh come on, if there ever was a perfect poster/thread combination, it's you. You must have some stuff that would turn Ernie Hudson white.
Paid Members gmoney Posted September 27, 2011 Paid Members Posted September 27, 2011 I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. You must have some stuff that would turn Ernie Hudson white. Greasepaint?
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