Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 24, 2011 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) So, with just the #1 and #2 spots left to claim, who will be top of the list? Certainly none of these lot, because here is Everyone Else Who Got Nominated Who Haven't Been Mentioned Yet! Adrian Lewis, Alex Bruce, Anne Robinson ("Whose career is on borrowed time? Whose jibes at contestants have gone beyond even the most impotent of daytime-TV-friendly putdowns to become the most limp, pathetic sentences spoken on any broadcast media? Who, like so many flotsam-jetsam WWE almost-weres, peaked as a celebrity when being dwarfed by The Big Show? It's time to vote off the weakest personality." - opcws), Chris Ashton, Damien Hirst, Eamonn Holmes, Gabriele Marcotti, Gary Neville, George Michael, George Passmore (of Gilbert And George), Heston Blumenthal, Holly Willoughby, Jack Shepherd (from Coronation Street), Jamie Oliver, Jeremy Clarkson ("I truly hate Jeremy Clarkson and anyone that likes him." - The Maestro), Jessie J, Jessie Wallace, Jim Davidson, Joe Swash ("OK, who the fuck is this little twat? No, really? I have a hard time abiding any Cockneh WANKAH that forces their jibber-jabber down my throat via the box, but this bell end does my nut." - air_raid_crash), John Cena, Josie D'Arby, Kay Burley ("Good lord. what a vile, obnoxious, wretched excuse of a person... Ill-founded opinions are not uncommon, but this fuckwit seems to spew them out at a staggering rate... I would love to continue, but she'd only interrupt me." - Waterboy), Kelly Brook, Lawrence Dallaglio, Lily Allen, Mark Chapman, The 'name check crew' (but particularly Tinie Tempah), Peter Dickson, Perez Hilton, Prince Andrew, Ricky Ponting, and Sarah Ferguson. The list from #30 to #3 is as follows: 30. Ricky Gervais 29. Jack Whitehall 28. Liam Gallagher 27. Russell Howard 26. Simon Cowell 25. Bono 24. Jeremy Kyle 23. Chris Moyles 22. Davina McCall 21. Steven Gerrard 20. Robbie Williams 19. Adrian Chiles 18. Dappy 17. Katy Perry 16. Michael McIntyre 15. Jedward 14. Louie Spence 13. John Terry 12. Kerry Katona 11. Frankie Boyle 10. Lady Gaga 9. Jamie Redknapp 8. Nick Clegg 7. David Cameron 6. Wayne Rooney 5. Cheryl Cole 4. Justin Bieber 3. Ashley Cole Two spots, two celebrities. Any guesses? Edited March 24, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimufctna24 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Im no Jordan fan but I hope Corden gets it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted March 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) I actually don't know Ashley Edited March 24, 2011 by neil LAWYER UP SON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members martyngnr Posted March 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) I had heard NOTHING Edited March 24, 2011 by neil we b sued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted March 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2011 It's got be 2: Jordan 1:Cordon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 24, 2011 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) I've always thought it was a bit weird that footballers would play games like Fifa. I know my job is much more boring than 'playing in the Premiership' but I wouldn't want to go home from work, stick the PS3 on and then play a game of what is essentially my job... it's the same with Shelton Benjamin and the SmackDown games, I suppose. Do soldiers play Call Of Duty? Edited March 24, 2011 by neil fifa vs pes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted March 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) Apparently I can't play Guitar Hero to save my life. Edited March 24, 2011 by neil QFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted March 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2011 They do it for a laugh. For example, when I played against Number 3 Twat, he was Man Utd and genuinely seemed to enjoy playing as Rooney and skinning my left back (who was Ashley Cole) over and over again. If you were in a computer game with your mates, wouldn't you play it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted March 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) I've always thought it was a bit weird that footballers would play games like Fifa. I know my job is much more boring than 'playing in the Premiership' but I wouldn't want to go home from work, stick the PS3 on and then play a game of what is essentially my job... it's the same with Shelton Benjamin and the SmackDown games, I suppose. Do soldiers play Call Of Duty? I have an ex American soldier on my friends list on Xbox and he served in Iraq and loves playing call of duty. I thought most footballers played pro evo as well. I suppose if Ashley Cole plays fifa it's an ego thing he can have himself take all the free kicks and put himself up top and stick Drogba at left back. I wonder if they take the piss out of each others stats as well. Also the people who hate Ashley Cole are you the same people that hate his ex. The reason he was so hated I thought was because he did the dirty on little miss innocent her self. Who a few years earlier battered a black woman in a night club toilet. He shot someone recently but was all blown up by the media and they were all just probably messing about with a shit air rifle. I could see people hating him for what he did to Cheryl but then she was voted top 5 so wouldn't people be pleased he treated her like a twat? Also Ashley Cole is a great footballer. Yes he is greedy and left Arsenal, maybe he is just smart what have Arsenal won since he has left what have Chelsea won. I can't see anything he has done that makes him a complete twat. The Natural, who ranked Cole at #2, calls him "probably my least favourite footballer today, if not ever, which is saying something. Hell, he transcends that to be one of my least favourite people I've ever seen in the media. I can't stand this arrogant fucker. A twat of the highest order." El Espanacas, who ranked him at #7, considers Cole "the prime example of the spoiled modern day footballer. He has not got one single redeemable feature about him." What was said about him is that he is arrogant, why wouldn't he be he is arguably the best left back in the world. If anyone claimed to be the best in the world at something or were actually the best in the world at something are they not entitled to be a little arrogant? Also "The prime example of a spoiled modern day footballer" how? Edited March 24, 2011 by neil shoudl have just deleted this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Also the people who hate Ashley Cole are you the same people that hate his ex. The reason he was so hated I thought was because he did the dirty on little miss innocent her self. Who a few years earlier battered a black woman in a night club toilet. He shot someone recently but was all blown up by the media and they were all just probably messing about with a shit air rifle. I could see people hating him for what he did to Cheryl but then she was voted top 5 so wouldn't people be pleased he treated her like a twat? Also Ashley Cole is a great footballer. Yes he is greedy and left Arsenal, maybe he is just smart what have Arsenal won since he has left what have Chelsea won. I can't see anything he has done that makes him a complete twat. The Natural, who ranked Cole at #2, calls him "probably my least favourite footballer today, if not ever, which is saying something. Hell, he transcends that to be one of my least favourite people I've ever seen in the media. I can't stand this arrogant fucker. A twat of the highest order." El Espanacas, who ranked him at #7, considers Cole "the prime example of the spoiled modern day footballer. He has not got one single redeemable feature about him." What was said about him is that he is arrogant, why wouldn't he be he is arguably the best left back in the world. If anyone claimed to be the best in the world at something or were actually the best in the world at something are they not entitled to be a little arrogant? Also "The prime example of a spoiled modern day footballer" how? 'I hate England and the fucking people' 'I was so insulted that they only offered me 55k a week instead of 60k, I nearly crashed my car' 'You should feel priveleged that Ashley Cole was sick in your car' If you don't understand by now why most people think Ashley Cole is an arrogant, spoiled little cunt, you never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted March 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2011 Also the people who hate Ashley Cole are you the same people that hate his ex. The reason he was so hated I thought was because he did the dirty on little miss innocent her self. Who a few years earlier battered a black woman in a night club toilet. He shot someone recently but was all blown up by the media and they were all just probably messing about with a shit air rifle. I could see people hating him for what he did to Cheryl but then she was voted top 5 so wouldn't people be pleased he treated her like a twat? Also Ashley Cole is a great footballer. Yes he is greedy and left Arsenal, maybe he is just smart what have Arsenal won since he has left what have Chelsea won. I can't see anything he has done that makes him a complete twat. The Natural, who ranked Cole at #2, calls him "probably my least favourite footballer today, if not ever, which is saying something. Hell, he transcends that to be one of my least favourite people I've ever seen in the media. I can't stand this arrogant fucker. A twat of the highest order." El Espanacas, who ranked him at #7, considers Cole "the prime example of the spoiled modern day footballer. He has not got one single redeemable feature about him." What was said about him is that he is arrogant, why wouldn't he be he is arguably the best left back in the world. If anyone claimed to be the best in the world at something or were actually the best in the world at something are they not entitled to be a little arrogant? Also "The prime example of a spoiled modern day footballer" how? 'I hate England and the fucking people' 'I was so insulted that they only offered me 55k a week instead of 60k, I nearly crashed my car' 'You should feel priveleged that Ashley Cole was sick in your car' If you don't understand by now why most people think Ashley Cole is an arrogant, spoiled little cunt, you never will. Yeah it is possible I was under a rather large rock when these thing were said. Was the last one said in a jokey manner or was he serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted March 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2011 What did Gabriele Marcotti do wrong? He's a lovely fella that enjoys his wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Dude Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 What did Gabriele Marcotti do wrong? He's a lovely fella that enjoys his wrestling. In the past 10 months, nothing. But during his time on the Sunday phone-in on Radio 5 he was content to make himself sound cleverer than he is by debating what is, essentially, a simple game alongside complete morons such as DJ Spoony and Steve Claridge. Just looking at some of the nearlytwats makes me wonder how they slipped my mind. Being without a TV for much of the last 18 months, including the last 7 weeks abroad so no iPlayer or 4oD either, hasn't helped. Plus there's the whole not being angry with life in general at the moment thing. I think Marcotti was quite a way up my list as well, but he probably shouldn't have been there at all. I even admitted at the end of my rant that I agree with him sometimes. Plus I'd forgotten he was a wrestling fan, although that in itself doesn't preclude twattishness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Also the people who hate Ashley Cole are you the same people that hate his ex. The reason he was so hated I thought was because he did the dirty on little miss innocent her self. Who a few years earlier battered a black woman in a night club toilet. He shot someone recently but was all blown up by the media and they were all just probably messing about with a shit air rifle. I could see people hating him for what he did to Cheryl but then she was voted top 5 so wouldn't people be pleased he treated her like a twat? Also Ashley Cole is a great footballer. Yes he is greedy and left Arsenal, maybe he is just smart what have Arsenal won since he has left what have Chelsea won. I can't see anything he has done that makes him a complete twat. The Natural, who ranked Cole at #2, calls him "probably my least favourite footballer today, if not ever, which is saying something. Hell, he transcends that to be one of my least favourite people I've ever seen in the media. I can't stand this arrogant fucker. A twat of the highest order." El Espanacas, who ranked him at #7, considers Cole "the prime example of the spoiled modern day footballer. He has not got one single redeemable feature about him." What was said about him is that he is arrogant, why wouldn't he be he is arguably the best left back in the world. If anyone claimed to be the best in the world at something or were actually the best in the world at something are they not entitled to be a little arrogant? Also "The prime example of a spoiled modern day footballer" how? 'I hate England and the fucking people' 'I was so insulted that they only offered me 55k a week instead of 60k, I nearly crashed my car' 'You should feel priveleged that Ashley Cole was sick in your car' If you don't understand by now why most people think Ashley Cole is an arrogant, spoiled little cunt, you never will. Yeah it is possible I was under a rather large rock when these thing were said. Was the last one said in a jokey manner or was he serious? Supposedly it was his reply to the one of the lasses he cheated on Cheryl with after he drunkenly spewed in her car and she asked for him to pay for the cleaning. May be embellished tabloid rubbish, but I don't think either the girl or the paper were ever sued for libel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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