oaktree500 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Gene Lebell When you can look hard with ginger hair, a pink karate suit and a bicycle pump, you are hard as fuck. This made me chuckle, hence is my nomination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 11, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted October 11, 2010 -Will The British Bulldog win? Observer reports on whether he wants to or not. Â Brilliant. Literally laughed out loud, non-fan flatmate thought I was having a seizure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted October 11, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted October 11, 2010 Christ, I don't need any more, I've already got 58 solid gold ones that I keep in an ivory trophy case I stole from The Pope. Â Christ, thats poor even for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 12, 2010 Moderators Share Posted October 12, 2010 -Will The British Bulldog win? Observer reports on whether he wants to or not. Â Brilliant. Literally laughed out loud, non-fan flatmate thought I was having a seizure. Â That is good. BIZARREly good. Â Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasider Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 -Will The British Bulldog win? Observer reports on whether he wants to or not. Â Brilliant. Literally laughed out loud, non-fan flatmate thought I was having a seizure. Â That is good. BIZARREly good. Â Seconded. Â Very clever, kudos. Gets my vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaktree500 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Apologies, but im getting a *whoosh* moment as i'm not getting this bulldog joke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 12, 2010 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 12, 2010 Apologies, but im getting a *whoosh* moment as i'm not getting this bulldog joke: There was a little kid on a WWF video, I think it was Battle Royal at the Royal Albert Hall, who when interviewed said (in a fake American accent) "The British Bulldog is gonna win whether he wants to or not". Â Edit: It was Summerslam 1992 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTVFqNY48BE&t=51 Â Love the haircut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaktree500 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 cheers for that, its now probably un-funny to everybody else as its had to be explained, but i know think thats comedy gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 12, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2010 JLM's last post in 'Insane Clown Posse - Miracles' raised a smile. I nominate it. Â neil's little boy looks just like neil, and my little boy looks just like... neil. Â Bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted October 13, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2010 Diovan......Get the tables! Â My nomination. Very sharp. From the pharmacy ad thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members The Ratt Posted October 14, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2010 Diovan......Get the tables!  My nomination. Very sharp. From the pharmacy ad thread  Seconded, I thought that was a fantastic reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 14, 2010 Moderators Share Posted October 14, 2010 Fuck your one liners.. this is some real top notch effort deserving recognition:   My proudest internet achievement. (possibly my greatest life achievement) was seeing a Nigerian scammer doing the old "selling you something that doesn't exist" scam on gumtree a couple of years ago, this one was particularly interesting as he was selling Yorkshire Terriers. I set up a G mail account under the name 'Man Meat Ltd' and took on the role of a Mr Ji-Sung Park. (you can probably see where this is going) I told him that I was interested in buying Yorkshire terrier meat from him, and also gave him a list of other rare meats that we were in short supply of (Mogwai, Ewok, Bantha and other fictional animals mainly). At first he was taken back at my proposal of him killing his pet dog and sending me the meat, but once I told him the prices we were prepared to pay (I was very generous) Unsurprisingly he was more than happy to tell me that they could get all of those things, and that the Yorkshire Terrier meat was ready to go.   Basically I dragged this on for weeks, back and forth, wasting as much of his time as possible by getting him to fill in shipping forms and quality of meat forms (all made up in MS Word by me). Eventually I told him that in order to do business we needed photo ID of any customer we dealt with, holding a secret password written on a sign for confirmation of ID. Although obviously hesitant to take a photo of himself, he tried to get around this, sending me fake photos he'd clearly ripped off of Google image search. I went back to him saying in a gesture of good faith I would send him a photo of myself, and photoshopped up a picture of two asian butchers with Man Meat on their aprons.   It took me about 2 weeks of playing hardball after that, pretending to back out of the deal, ignoring him for a few days and telling him we had other companies we could buy from. A few days later I got my photo though, a photo of my own little nigerian scammer holding up a sign that said  "I sell Yorkshire Terrier meat to Ji Sung Park"    I have not felt pride like it since. After that I told him I had to back of the deal because I had signed for Manchester United (complete with attaching a photo of Ji Sung Park shaking hands with Sir Alex Ferguson) He was not pleased I had wasted months of his time. He called me some bad words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 14, 2010 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2010 Seconded, very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted October 14, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2010 I'll third. Amazing stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 14, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 14, 2010 Fourthed, that's superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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