General Election 2024

[Lorne Malvo]

6.3% of me is a cunt (it's much more than that really).

[Carbomb]

15 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said:

6.3% of me is a cunt (it's much more than that really).

Hey, at least none of you is Reform

[Devon Malcolm]

A 'none of the above' option is really needed on that thing.

[Lorne Malvo]

It's not really been a useful tool for me in terms of deciding who to vote for, as the majority of the time I was forced to pick policy options I least disagreed with as opposed to policies I actively agreed with.

[Devon Malcolm]

1 hour ago, Lorne Malvo said:

It's not really been a useful tool for me in terms of deciding who to vote for, as the majority of the time I was forced to pick policy options I least disagreed with as opposed to policies I actively agreed with.

AKA the Labour Manifesto.

[JLM]

I love the idea of the hidden 6% Tory being discovered by doctors. “You seem like a cool guy but during our sleep study you were heard to remark ‘stop the boats!’ on three occasions. Be nice to a gay person at some point in June and you should be fine.” 

[Lorne Malvo]

I am generally a left-leaning guy. I just really hate the poor, obviously.

[FLips]

BBC Panorama interview with Adrian Ramsey of the Green Party was quite frankly a disaster from both sides. The party's pie in the sky manifesto was picked apart limb from limb in a lot of good points, especially in regards to it being financially unattainable despite some of it being necessary.
Adrian Ramsey was like a lamb being slaughtered at points.

Nick Robinson though couldn't help himself and for every good argument to be made, he threw a nice slice of scaremongering in. "Rapists are saying they're women and being sent to women's prisons" and "you want it so someone who fancies doing some cocaine or ketamine can just buy it legally".

It was a struggle to be honest as someone who was likely going to vote Green, to have their manifesto essentially outed as being bollocks, their leader give not really any good rebuttals or satisfying answers, and even with the Greens against the ropes still have yet another election host try and billy big bollocks them with stupid fear provoking questions.

[Max Power]

Here you are lads, it's only bloody Fantasy General Election.

https://fantasyelection.co.uk/

Pick your 11 Candidates, then watch the points roll in via whether you gain a majority. Lads and lasses are either defenders or attackers, depending on whether they're the incumbent MP, those in office at the minute will be looking to keep a clean sheet and hold onto their seat.

What a time to be alive

[SuperBacon]

@FLips Can I just say on behalf of the board, thanks for watching all this shit and reporting back so we don't have to x

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

League. Chippy Tea Appreciation 

Code. 07NHK3

[SuperBacon]

The fact that this just doesn't work makes it even funnier. 

 

[SuperBacon]

Local Reform candidate loves the word Winchester. 

"I'll make sure Winchester people in Winchester are Winchestering all they can in Winchester...Winchester"

[Carbomb]

He's probably a massive fan of Supernatural.

[garynysmon]

10 days after a fellow Tory Senedd Member loses her cabinet post for dodgy petrol claims - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0ddjd8p41ko - yet another has been caught down William Hill https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clkkyx9rxzzo. 

Oh yeah, they've also withdrawn support for their candidate in arguably their most winnable seat in Wales. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6pp25ynj05o