Your 5 (or as many as you like really) policies

[RedRooster]

1. Funded childcare for children aged 12-months and over - I'm totally with @westlondonmist on this one, and stealing a good policy is not beneath me. 

2. Greater press regulation - the print press have a disproportionate influence on the politics of this country, and is often used by billionaires to shape discourse. With that in mind, I'd ensure that newspapers are subject to the same requirements as broadcast news outlets when it comes to balance and neutrality. I'd also give Ofcom more teeth, while taking steps to completely remove the recruitment process for key Ofcom and BBC roles from government - this would be done independently. 

3. Rejoin the EU - an obvious one, but the solution to many, many problems that exist across Britain right now would come through EU membership. We'll never get as sweet a deal as we did prior to the referendum, but honestly, it's better than some of the issues we're dealing with right now. 

4. Introduce a system which allows people to apply for asylum without physically being in the UK - morally the right thing to do. I'd also, obviously end the Rwanda scheme; assuming it even goes ahead. 

5. Subsidised veterinary care - it's bloody expensive to have a pet - and far too often, people are having to make difficult choices about their animal's welfare based on their own financial situation. That's really shit, and there has to be a better approach. 

6. An aggressive campaign to tackle tax avoidance - fuck demonising those on benefits - tax avoiders are the real demons, and the loopholes that allow this kind of thing to happen should be shut. 

7. Bring back Ricicles, Polo Citrus Sharps and Nestle Double Cream bars - This one speaks for itself, I think. 

[SuperBacon]

5 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

However, your gaming choices will be monitored and all the Japan nonces with their knicker sniffing simulators will be added to the register. 

Just @ them on here Keith.

[WyattSheepMask]

When I see 5 weirdos dressed in Togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the Park in full view of a hundred people, I shot the bastards

[Mr_Danger]

3 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Yep, and it was his cleaner. 
 

But in answer to the question, we all get a choice of whichever one you want. However, your gaming choices will be monitored and all the Japan nonces with their knicker sniffing simulators will be added to the register. 

It just felt so on brand for Loki….

Maybe you can make it compulsory that anyone who wishes to partake in the console scheme has to play Disco Elysium and then you can root out the wrongun’s on play style.

[SuperBacon]

10 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said:

When I see 5 weirdos dressed in Togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the Park in full view of a hundred people, I shot the bastards

GOURANJA

[Sergio Mendacious]

I'm a yank now, so that might color this:

1 — Amendment to the US constitution to clarify and modernize the 2nd Amendment, so people can't just go wandering around with guns every which way. I'm a bit more "pragmatic" now, I live in the countryside, so let farmers have their shotguns. Everyone else can go swivel, no handguns and automatic weapons for them.

2 — Borders become checkpoints. I think they're a good way for catching criminals, and that should be their only real function.

3 — Get gasoline burning vehicles off the road. Pour a ludicrous amount of money into electric vehicle development, and then ban the sales of gasoline vehicles.

4 — UBI. AI is going to put so many people out a job long term.

5 — Make it 1993 again, footballwise. That's the last time I was really, truly interested in the footer.

[Tommy!]

50 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Yep, and it was his cleaner. 
 

 

Bin man wasn't it?

[Keith Houchen]

17 minutes ago, Tommy! said:

Bin man wasn't it?

Nah. Plot twist, that cleaner got so into games after this that he quit cleaning and focused his energy into video games. That ex cleaners name? Shigeru Miyamoto!

[SuperBacon]

27 minutes ago, Sergio Mendacious said:

I'm a yank now, so that might color this:

Yep. Checks out.

[LaGoosh]

1. Housing: Abolish private rental sector. Increase of council housing. No properties sitting intentionally empty - massive fines if so. No foreign ownership of property in the UK.

2. Nationalisation of rail, energy, water and WiFi.

3. Significantly harsher prison sentences for violent offences, Significantly lower sentences for drug offences. 

4. All tax avoidance schemes and methods closed permanently for individuals and companies. 

5. All dentists costs covered by the NHS.

[SuperBacon]

6.) All Dreamies free of charge.

This may or may not have been written by my cat.

[BomberPat]

1. Universal Basic Income

2. Public ownership of or at worst significant government financial support for major utilities - public transport, gas, electric, water, internet access

3. The financial interests of and donations received by MPs and political candidates must be prominently displayed in any of their marketing literature, and any time they make any media appearance

4. Abolish tuition fees and reverse the commercialisation of education

5. Anyone who takes a trolley to the Smaller Shops till queue will be first up against the wall come the revolution

[SuperBacon]

1 minute ago, BomberPat said:

5. Anyone who takes a trolley to the Smaller Shops till queue will be first up against the wall come the revolution

What if they only have 1 or 2 items? I'll take an emptyish trolley over a heaving basket any day.

[simonworden]

1. Easier immigration policies for spouse's, legitimate workers who benefit the country (spanning from low income jobs we desperately need up to the higher eschelons), students, Asylum seekers. Apart from criminals I'm happy to open the doors to anyone. Don't need direct access to funds but let them in and allow them to make a contribution. 

2. Free universities and higher education. Reduce the restriction for people learning and developing. 

3. Outlaw all tax avoidance schemes, no loopholes, everyone pays a flat percentage tax rate depending on income. Corporations and Tories especially.

4. Free local public transport for all and discounted weekend rates on coaches and trains. Help everyone get around without needing to get into debt to work and help families in cities get out and about at the weekend. 

5. Create a law outlawing wank, twat like behaviour. In contrast to my other policies anyone who is being a dick in public in a way that majority on a jury would accept as being threatening, discriminating, violent, unkind, unpleasant etc with their actions would face legal action. Too many people especially vulnerable people have to worry that going to take a train or grab a pint of milk will turn into an ordeal where there bullied, harassed or made to feel uncomfortable and that shouldn't happen. 

[SuperBacon]

7.) Anyone listening to anything on a phone without earphones and is within 20 yards of someone else, immediately has their phone taken away and thrown down a drain.

8.) Ban vapes. Only nonces vape. Smoke a proper fag like a real human or give up, you watermelon huffing losers.

9.) Hummel to manufacture all clothing from now on.