Mr_Danger Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 8 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: Lukaku flopping has covered for what a disappointment Werner, Pulisic and Ziyech have been as well. I'm not convinced about Raphinha either, he falls into the same category as Ziyech as being moody with occasional brilliant bursts. I don't think he's an upgrade. I know a few Liverpool fans who think Klopp could turn Werner in to something special. Like a Klopp hug is going suddenly teach him how to stay onside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 Spurs ruined Lukaku. What a club. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted June 29, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2022 57 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: I know a few Liverpool fans who think Klopp could turn Werner in to something special. Like a Klopp hug is going suddenly teach him how to stay onside. Nearly every attacker Klopp signs goes up a few levels. When there was (nothing) links of Pulisic to Liverpool recently I was thinking I'd fear it while being happy to sell to any other team. Werner would have my blessing though! Timo couldn't finish himself off watching Miyah and Lolly: Toilet Lesbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted June 30, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted June 30, 2022 This is the best football pun ever. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted July 1, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted July 1, 2022 Spurs fans in January : "We could do with more defenders." Spurs (sign midfielders) Spurs fans in summer : "We could do with more defenders." Spurs (sign Bissouma and Richarlison) THEN, NOW, FOREVER Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 1, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted July 1, 2022 You are about to sign Lenglet, I wonder if your announcement video will be as shit as the one when he joined Barca: Â ENJOY LENGLET, what the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted July 1, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted July 1, 2022 Talking of bad announcement videos - not a signing as such but a new sponsor for Leicester City during 2020, complete with oscar-worthy acting from Jamie Vardy. I don't think this will ever be topped. "Oh, hello! What's going on?" "So when are you coming to see meee?"  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted July 1, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted July 1, 2022 Nothing will ever beat that Villa WhatsApp disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted July 1, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted July 1, 2022 Rudiger coming out the Forbidden Cupboard is untouchable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Feel sorry for you fans of teams with cringey promo vids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 1, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted July 1, 2022 United bought a player. Close thread please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 The best thing about Salah signing his new contract is IndyKaila dropping that knowledge a few days prior and now he’s absolutely lauding it over everyone on Twitter. A stopped clock and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 2, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted July 2, 2022 What a crying shame it'd be if he fucked off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted July 2, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted July 2, 2022 Napoli? Surely he'll be bound for PSG and their band of mercenaries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 3, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2022 Amusing seeing pockets of United fans furious at him wanting to leave. He was one of only two players who showed up last season, scored goals in a terrible side, and was prepared to stay this season even despite not having Champions League football. Still, make it a like for like swap and bring Greenwood back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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