Keith Houchen Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 The UKFF should start having adverts. The amount of hits this place gets is prime real estate for banner ads and the like, and would pay for the upkeep of decent servers. The big question is, Who would advertise on a wrestling fan board? Kool Keith has some ideas Lynx Africa - Perhaps aimed at existing customers, Lynx ads could remind fans to stock up on cans that replace showers so they have more time for going to shows. Dodgy Japanese porn - Yellow fever is big in these parts, everything is art in Japan and is all done properly and tastefully. Ten head tenticle penis cartoons could pimp their latest manga here Hard drive cleansers - Something for those members who are too into obscure Japanese grot, or for those middle aged Taylor Swift fans who should sign a register. Who else would want to advertise on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2019 Absolute madness if Silentnight didn't start flogging some of their lovely wares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2019 (edited) Imodium and prune juice. Edited August 25, 2019 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr_Danger Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Milk- Great for biscuits, comes from cows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keith Houchen Posted August 25, 2019 Author Share Posted August 25, 2019 Sports Direct, especially trainers. Ocean Colour Scene. Wrights Traditional Fish And Chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 This is not just any Kwesh, this is UKFF Kwesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Something from the health board about the dangers of walking 200 miles a day on a biscuit and cereal diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 25, 2019 Author Share Posted August 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Something from the health board about the dangers of walking 200 miles a day on a biscuit and cereal diet. And when you click the link, the self help book they're promoting goes up in price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Just now, Keith Houchen said: And when you click the link, the self help book they're promoting goes up in price. It just links to a South Park gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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