The Smackers Thread

[Mr_Danger]

I hope the Bloodline are all involved in night two because otherwise it means the chances of Seth swerving us all to form the Shit Shield will be more likely.

[Snitsky's back acne]

49 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

I bet you he does.

I win, you have to stop watching AEW. You win, I'll give up the Cody bedspread.

Whoa!!!! Shit just got REALLY interesting!!

[Hannibal Scorch]

28 minutes ago, Snitsky's back acne said:

Whoa!!!! Shit just got REALLY interesting!!

He just doesn’t want me to watch Cody win his first world title when he ends up back at AEW

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

2 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

Sure, but you realise Cody isn’t winning right?

 

2 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

I bet you he does.

I win, you have to stop watching AEW. You win, I'll give up the Cody bedspread.

I'm more interested in this development than anything Seth Rollins does. 

 

[Devon Malcolm]

Think they would be well advised to turn Tiffany Stratton babyface as soon as possible because ain't nobody booing her. 

[DavidB6937]

Just now, Devon Malcolm said:

Think they would be well advised to turn Tiffany Stratton babyface as soon as possible because ain't nobody booing her. 

I love the fact that some of her moves actually look good when I usually hate them for lacking in impact. Like the handspring or the moonsault. She's hit them pretty damn perfectly.

[Snitsky's back acne]

1 hour ago, DavidB6937 said:

I love the fact that some of her moves actually look good when I usually hate them for lacking in impact. Like the handspring or the moonsault. She's hit them pretty damn perfectly.

She is definitely proof that 'the system' can work. 

[d-d-d-dAz]

KSI doing the neck brace gimmick on social is perfection.

 

[OzExile]

Rollins' "Mr mid life crisis" line was great.

[TheScarlettChad]

18 minutes ago, OzExile said:

Rollins' "Mr mid life crisis" line was great.

Would have been better if Rock didn't look so much more like a star compared to that tit.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

58 minutes ago, TheScarlettChad said:

Would have been better if Rock didn't look so much more like a star compared to that tit.

That waistcoat\shirt\whatever the fuck that was says midlife crisis much more than it does star. 

[The Gaffer]

Yeah low hanging fruit here. There's nothing Rollins can ever actually do to be a bigger star than Rock. 

[Chili]

I saw a pic with the big PRIME bottle on the mat. That a thing going forward or a one-off because fuck that either way.

[DavidB6937]

4 minutes ago, Chili said:

I saw a pic with the big PRIME bottle on the mat. That a thing going forward or a one-off because fuck that either way.

It's a thing:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaellore/2024/03/08/wwe-logan-pauls-prime-strike-largest-sponsorship-deal-in-wwe-history/

 

[Snitsky's back acne]

17 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

KSI doing the neck brace gimmick on social is perfection.

 

I love that a non-wrestling person takes the business seriously and keeps kayfabe better than almost every wrestler these days.