bigfoote Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 6 & 9 are an affront to the term "toast" and qualify only as hot bread. Anything less than 5 or 7 is under done. 1 can be rescued unless you can palm it off to the missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 I would find 3,4,5,7 and 8 acceptable. My enigmatic Grandfather had a bit of a bizarre preference for his toast. My grandparents never owned a toaster and if they wanted toast they would use the grill. My Grandad however only ever grilled one side of the bread (normally cremated) and the other side did not get a lick of heat on it. He would slather the toasted side in Vitalite and you would get the unique sensation of burnt toast and warm bread at the same time. I might have to do this tonight to have a nostalgia trip (Fuck the Vitalite though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted February 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2019 2 or 4 for me. Depends op the quality of the bread too. Brown, seeded batchbread goes down well in my house, as does tiger bread. Fucking love toast. I'd be eating a lot more toast if I had room in my unbelievably small kitchen for a toaster. I'm way too impatient to use the grill. It's the best weekend breakfast though, partnered with a large mug of coffee and some light trash on the telly.   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted February 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2019 Can we get into toast toppings? Found myself slathering copious amounts of coconut oil on any toast I eat these days. It pisses over butter massively. The Lidl stuff I buy has a slight Coconut taste, but it's not over powering. Winner.   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 26, 2019 Moderators Share Posted February 26, 2019 I've never thought of that and am definitely going to try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mal the Glorious Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 I've got loads of coconut oil I rarely use, this could be a great idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 I would have thought coconut oil would be a bit on the greasy side, I wouldn't want grease without flavour. That's why I don't like margarine on toast, it lacks flavour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted February 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2019 Nah its fine. It goes on pretty much like butter does. The jar even says its good for spreading, so that's all the convincing I need. Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 My new toast thing recently occurred to me when I didn't have any garlic bread in and wanted something to go with that evening's pasta. I managed to soften some butta, crushed a clove of garlic and mixed it together with some Italian herbs from a shaker. I then got some white bread and slathered on the garlic/herb butta (both sides) and toast both sides under a grill for a couple of minutes. Delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 26, 2019 Moderators Share Posted February 26, 2019 What the fuck is butta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted February 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2019 It sounds like sex lubricant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, gmoney said: It sounds like sex lubricant. This sentence made me think this had merged with the Partridge thread. And reading the title in his voice IS fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted February 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2019 I like the buttah that's mixed with cinnamon and brown sugar, but I can't have it in the house, because I'd go overboard with it, slop it all over toast and end up in the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted February 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Chest Rockwell said: What the fuck is butta? Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted February 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said: What the fuck is butta? I wouldn't risk googling it at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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