Keith Houchen Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) In honour of my new avatar, and at the behest of Chest. Lets talk RAMSAY!!! Kitchen Nightmares is the shit. Yes it's the same thing every week but by god it's entertaining. Amy and her dodgy husband were the best episode they've had. It was on today so I rewatched it, recorded it, and then went down a Youtube rabbit hole. I also learned how Sami was meant to be getting deported because of his dodgy past and speaking of dodgy pasts, Amy wasn't always Amy. She was Amanda and did a year in the big house for using someone's social security number to get a 15k loan. She is the sort who would fuck you to death, then feast on your still quivering corpse. The way her eyes narrow for a split second tells you that she already has thought of 4 ways to kill you. Let's talk Kitchen Nightmares and Hell's Kitchen. Don't bother if you're a weepy, fat tongue poor people hating healthy mockney. You aren't fit to clean Chef Christina's glasses. Edited September 20, 2018 by Keith Houchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted September 20, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 20, 2018 WTF is that spelling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 WTF is that big bowl of SHUT YER FACE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Getting this in here before anyone else does: "Helloooooo, my name's.... NINO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 20, 2018 Moderators Share Posted September 20, 2018 Ramsay's YouTube video on how to cut an onion properly changed my life. Big props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkchopcash Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) Thought this was going to be related to Neighbours! Was looking forward to Henrys best bits. Edited September 20, 2018 by Porkchopcash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Chest Rockwell said: Ramsay's YouTube video on how to cut an onion properly changed my life. Big props ""Three fingers, one in front, two behind" properly changed my life too. Amirite ladies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Porkchopcash said: Thought this was going to be related to Neighbours! Was looking forward to Henrys best bits. There always has to be a Mona, doesn't there. He's no Grant Mitchell. (Double post because that joke deserves it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted September 20, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 20, 2018 Although it was Top Gear for food, I quite miss a more rowdy food show like The F Word. Good energy, the right balance of BANTER~! and actual cooking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 20, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2018 27 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: (Double post because that joke deserves it) Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 20, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2018 I was introduced to Kitchen Nightmares in an indirect way - my sister was watching Hotel Hell, his sequel series, and that drew me in. Previously, I hadn't been interested at all, but the format works quite well, even if it is formulaic and a bit "American schmaltz TV" in its style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted September 20, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2018 I loved the UK Kitchen Nightmares but I've never dared watch the yank version because their reality TV shows are just so fucking cringey. Is it good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted September 20, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2018 this episode with 2 weird looking identical twin brothers with a sad run down diner was amazing, one of the twins couldn't stop crying all the way through, it was like something out of a David Lynch film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, tiger_rick said: I loved the UK Kitchen Nightmares but I've never dared watch the yank version because their reality TV shows are just so fucking cringey. Is it good? Yeah, it's well skill. Does that thing of showing what's coming up after the break before an ad break, then recapping what happened before the break when they return but it's ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted September 20, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: I loved the UK Kitchen Nightmares but I've never dared watch the yank version because their reality TV shows are just so fucking cringey. Is it good? You have to take it for what it is, it's quite heavily edited to be sensational nonsense but it's definitely got enough to keep watching, there have been some incredible nutters on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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