Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) Couple of years ago, we had a thread chronicling the best TV theme songs, featuring the likes of Boon, Big Break and other fine tunes. Of course, not everything is up those lofty standards. Case in point, the theme to insipid early 90's sitcom On The Up ("Just the one, Mrs Wembley"). If you ever wanted to hear Dennis Waterman whistling in the loo and rambling on about his shit marriage, then this is the theme for you. It's a breathtakingly lazy piece of work. Possibly the case that it's easier to remember the good over the dross, but any suggestions of awful themes much welcomed by me here. Edited August 2, 2018 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Whatever the fuck it was at the beginning of Star Trek: Enterprise put me off ever watching it. Nickelback being used for Raw's intro was a travesty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 2, 2018 Moderators Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 The intro music for Still Game is so atrocious it almost put me off watching. I'm glad I persevered, and now because I like the show I kinda like the terrible music because that's how the human brain works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 21 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: and now because I like the show I kinda like the terrible music because that's how the human brain works. Exactly how I feel about Black Books, LaRue. I adore Black Books, and along with Spaced it's my joint favourite tv show of all time, but the theme song sounds like the musical equivalent of somebody struggling on the pot with gastroenteritis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 39 minutes ago, hallicks said: Whatever the fuck it was at the beginning of Star Trek: Enterprise put me off ever watching it. I did watch it, but I agree that that theme was terrible, and it was particularly irritating because they'd made that excellent intro sequence, showing humanity's gradual progress through history from sailing ships up to the Enterprise. My initial thought was "Wait a sec - have they chosen this track because Scott Bakula's in it?" Because it just seemed very "Bakula-esque". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Close thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FelatioLips Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 This is a real piece of crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 2, 2018 Author Paid Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 27 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: The intro music for Still Game is so atrocious it almost put me off watching. I'm glad I persevered, and now because I like the show I kinda like the terrible music because that's how the human brain works. That's a tremendous shout. It's both terrible and completely unfitting for the programme. Why is there rumba music for a show about Scottish pensioners? The West Wing will always be near the top of my list, both the theme song and closing credits. I think the latter might be the worst offender though; you go from a terrorist attack killing hundreds of people or something to the Simpsons theme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) Edited August 2, 2018 by Scott Malbranque Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Scott Malbranque said: https://www.youtbe.com/watch?v=bMbNIqmLu74 I don't have a problem with that one, except that it feels like a bargain-bucket version of The Punisher's theme, which is awesome. BTW, you somehow deleted the "u" from "youtube" in that URL, Steed Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Heartbeat. I'm not even going to open the YouTube video to post it here because if I even hear a second of it that Sunday evening post-bath, dreading school the next day despair will come flooding back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 2, 2018 Moderators Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) Yep. On the opposite side to my previous post, some shows are so terrible their otherwise innocuous music has become so awful. The frantic leaping across the room that happens if I hear the opening twang of the Hollyoaks music is something to behold. Edited August 2, 2018 by Chest Rockwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) Yes, that Hollyoaks music can get to fuck. It's like the total 180 to the opening twang of 'BBC Worldwide Snooker' (which gives me the warmest, nostalgic feeling of watching telly with my Granddad). The opening to 'Neighbours' was truly bad. Not only a really awful song but a reminder that all the post-3pm kids shows were over and I had to go do homework or go outside or some other awful activity. Edited August 2, 2018 by Accident Prone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted August 2, 2018 Awards Moderator Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 41 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: That's a tremendous shout. It's both terrible and completely unfitting for the programme. Why is there rumba music for a show about Scottish pensioners? The West Wing will always be near the top of my list, both the theme song and closing credits. I think the latter might be the worst offender though; you go from a terrorist attack killing hundreds of people or something to the Simpsons theme. Video of WG Snuffy Walden's finest hour I only saw The West Wing a couple of years ago, and after so much exposure to 'serious episode = silent end credits to let it sink in' from more recent TV shows, the closing theme really stood out as completely incongruous. The stuff they would end episodes with - and then this! Wouldn't happen today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 The Home & Away theme is shit, too. In fact, most Australian soap themes are shit - The Sullivans, Sons & Daughters, The Young Doctors, Neighbours, all muzak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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