DootDootDoot Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 CM Dunk - Phil appears in all new Basketball gear Authors of Rain - Akem and Razar become weather men Sob Holly - Hardcore hero turns into a cry baby Becky Lunch - Stops in the middle of matches for a sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DEF Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 CM Funk - Phil finally embraces disco. Loo-ki - venue doorman for the bogs. Stone Gold Steve Austin - The natural conclusion to the G TV angle. Stink - Sting slightly modifies his look to  look like a skunk. Jeff Tardy - always late to the ring. The Amazing Bed - So comfortable his opponents get drousey.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DootDootDoot Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 The doctor of style, Slack – Manager who skives off during matches Nacho Man Randy Savage – Showers his opponents with nachos and dip after the match Strike Farce – Never compete due to picketing outside the building Sasha Bunks – Mid-match, the Boss pulls out a camp bed for a nap   Santina Marella – Santino decides to dress as a women…oh, wait…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourtyTwo Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, DootDootDoot said:  Santina Marella – Santino decides to dress as a women…oh, wait…. On that basis, I claim Brain Strowman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) The Undertoker - the Dead man trying to cut down on his weed habit after the second Wellness strike. Evade Sullivan - Kevin's not-so-dumb brother wanting nothing to do with his hokey bullshit. Edited April 4, 2018 by seph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 Sasha Wanks. Highest rates segment on every WWE show.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 The Mall - Following his conversion to the good ol' US of A, Berlyn's former bodyguard begins carrying around various high-end fashion items for sale at a low. low prices. Rob Van Ham - Since being sidelined by his recent concussions, Mr Monday night has become Mr Saturday Morning, selling meat from a lorry down the local market.  D'Mon Dudley - Finn Balor gets a new tag team partner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King of Old School Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 52 minutes ago, mim731 said: D'Mon Dudley - Finn Balor gets a new tag team partner Or he could play Kofi Kingston's long lost brother... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted April 4, 2018 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) The Moz - 'The Awesome One' trades in Hollywood for Manchester, suddenly becomes mizerable and instructs the Universe that meat is murder. Baron Corbyn - In yet another shocking story, the Daily Mail reveals that Labour leader Jezza has an illegitimate son. A lone wolf, who goes around beating people up. Britain won't stand for this! Kinder Mahal - an egg starts to turn up in arenas.It is mysterious. Nobody knows what's inside. It hangs around for months, then, one day, it begins to break open. What could be inside? It's a smaller plastic egg. But what's in that? Oh. It's him. Disappointing. Edited April 4, 2018 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 KANT - The Big Red Philosopher, dropping Ontological bombs and the Metaphysical piledriver. RODNEY CACK - Win, lose or draw, he will take a dump in the corner of the ring, or preferably, on his opponents chest. BRAY HYATT - He finally jacks in the boring old character and comes back as Missy Hyatt's son. Nobody cares. Still. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 Braun Strawman - goes around pissing people off with arguments based on completely trumped-up premises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killjoy_Gee Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Brick Lesnar - After Brock leaves again for UFC, and with sitcom The Middle finishing, this seems like the natural progression for all parties - The WWE will hire Brick Heck to do his best Brock impersonation in the ring.  Bane - Remember when everyone’s solution to make Kane was interesting again was to put the mask back on? There was someone else nobody cared about until they put on a mask...  Kane returns as one of Batman’s greatest foes!  Mince McMahon - I can’t think of a story....  Sali Zayn - WWEs first true transgender superstar. Done with all the seriousness that Santina, Vito and others have missed - for one month until Mince watches Smackdown and doesn’t understand  Braun Strawman - Brauns scarecrow tag team partners for a Wrestlemania  Big D - The newest member of the New Day. Having seen his tape with Paige, Mince decides Xavier needs a little ‘boost’ downstairs  Edit - I’m keeping my Braun - I didn’t see Carbombs post until after Edited April 4, 2018 by Killjoy_Gee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 All good, Killjoy! The Dynamite Sid - unable to pay his Sky subscription, the Master & Ruler of the World resorts to increasingly dangerous high-flying moves, despite his past trauma from coming off the top rope. He gets so desperate and angry he starts sticking shotgun muzzles in women wrestlers' faces. The Dynamite Yid - ludicrously racist and offensive Jewish high-flyer who uses his armoured skullcap a la D'Lo Brown to hit particularly devastating backward-diving headbutts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Crush Holly: Crush shaves his head to a crew cut and dyes it blonde to become the Fourth Holly Cousin. Demolition Crash: Donning the Face Paint and Leather, crash becomes the even more superfluous 4th member of the Demolition Tag Team. Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 Demolition Ex - Bill Eadie angrily and tearfully burns photos of his former girlfriend in a lay-by. Demolition Slash - Barry Darsow gets his rock franchises mixed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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