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The 2018 UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery Results Are In


Glenryck Pilchards
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You have finally had your last turkey curry, Which can mean only one thing. The 2018 UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery is here. The wonderful bastards at the WWE have decided to double my workload this year by introducing a Thunderball Rumble. So your numbers will count for both Rumble's.

But that is not all! This year my man @Kaz Hayashi has been sorting out his wrestling stash and has kindly offered prizes to the winners. There will be a prize for the Women's Rumble, Men's Rumble and the Overall 2018 UKFF Champion. Prizes will be announced closer to the Rumble, trust me you do not want to miss out!

 

To enter all you need to do is reply to this topic and pick five numbers between 1 and 30, and hope whoever your entrant is scores you a shed-load of points. If anyone has been allocated a number prior to the Rumble (i.e someone has won the right to be number 30) that number cannot be picked after that announcement so it is best to get your picks in as early as possible

These are the points on offer, due to the two Rumbles this year it is probably going to take me the best part of a day to work out all the points

 

Winner - 25 points
Runner-up (last eliminated) - 15 points
3rd - 10 points
4th - 7 points
5th - 5 points

Survivor award; the most time spent in the ring
1st longest - 10 points
2nd longest - 8 points
3rd longest - 6 points
4th longest - 4 points
5th longest - 2 points


Your wrestler eliminates another: 2 points

The Bushwhacker Luke award; If your wrestler is eliminated within 60 seconds of entering the ring you are deducted 4 points.

Skinning the Cat Award - If your wrestler skins the cat and returns into the ring you will gain two points. However if he is eliminated whilst attempting it or within three seconds of returning into the ring he will be deducted four points for being a dickhead.

The Tiffany Award - If your wrestler is by himself in the ring (after entrant number two enters the ring) then he will receive three points. It is possible for your wrestler to score more than once. Obviously the winner is not included in this.


The "You Stupid Idiot" Award - Renamed after Chris Jericho who did this last year, if your wrestler volunteers to climb the top rope but then gets knocked off and eliminated you lose 10 points.

The "Well We Weren't Expecting You!" Award - If your pick is a WWE Hall of Famer or someone who is not a member of the active wrestling roster you will gain 3 points. (My decision will be final if the person qualifies for this award)

NXT Newbie award - In the last few years there have been a couple of NXT wrestlers who earned the opportunity to compete in the Rumble, so if your pick is a member of the active NXT roster you will score 3 points.

 

The Double Bubble Award: If your selection competed earlier on the card = 4 points

Hide and Seek Champion 2018: If your entrant decides to hide under the ring he will get 1 point for every minute he avoids getting in the ring.

 

 The "In Like a House on Fire" Award: If your entrant eliminates someone within 60 seconds of entering the ring they will get an additional four points as well as the normal elimination bonus. 

 

The New Day Pay Day: If you have picked a member of New Day you will get a bonus of 5 points. If you get Xavier Woods and he plays on the trombone after he enters you will get 2 points every time he busts out a tune. If anyone uses the trombone as a weapon they will get 4 points
 

New for 2018! The Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction Award - If there is any accidental nudity by a competitor they will be awarded 5 points for losing their dignity. The UKFF Lottery is an equal opportunities provider and will be awarded for both rumbles. For the lasses it is Nork/Minge/Arse, for the lads it is porksword/Arse. If Kevin Owens has a nipple slip it will be worth 20 points.  

 

Before you post your selections please read these couple of rules to help me out:

1. Make sure you only pick FIVE numbers from 1 to 30
2. Make sure they are in numerical order
3. If you fail to adhere to these rules I will make you look like a chump.




My picks are 2, 12, 15, 19, 28

Good luck!

Edited by Glenryck Pilchards
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