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9 hours ago, BomberPat said:

Oh, absolutely. And I'm probably overstating how obvious it is anyway.

Puncher #1 is Lawler or Funk, surely?

 

Few things annoy me in wrestling more than shitty punches. If you can't throw a decent punch, just don't bother. There's plenty of other things you could be doing instead, and nothing's more likely to make a Dad watching with his kid say, "it's all fake, look at that, he hardly touched him" than a shitty worked punch.

Number 1 is Lawler, not for the greatness of his punch (though they are great)  But the range. Hooks, crosses, jabs, haymakers, short punches. Frankly if punches are good in a match it gets a Butch Match Prize. 

 

Lawler is the best ever at everything though. In 2011 at 60 he was still the best worker on the roster working Part Time. 

 

Fucking Ziggler.

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That could be his new gimmick. When the women are cutting a promo, he could be somewhere in the crowd eating a box of chocolates. 

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Get the Shield gear back on him, give him a balaclava and a box of milk tray. Abseils into the ring during women's matches. Job done. 

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My girlfriend pointed out that someone on her Facebook who she has been friends on there for years is an old wrestler.  I had a look and its Jimmy Jack Funk.  I was well impressed.  I asked her to name three wrestlers and she said "That actor bloke, Rock. The funeral guy, and Mr Hulk."

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I love Roddy Piper, but I always felt that routine where he started punching like a boxer looked so phoney as he was nowhere near connecting with any of them.

Bret obviously had a great working punch, so did Jake the Snake in fairness.

Scott Hall usually gets a lot of praise for his, but I always thought it looked more like an open hand slap.

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Surprised at the lack of love for Steve Austin's working punch, which is excellent.

Bradshaw's working punch was very decent as well. And no, I don't mean at One Night Stand '05. :p

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3 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

My girlfriend pointed out that someone on her Facebook who she has been friends on there for years is an old wrestler.  I had a look and its Jimmy Jack Funk.  I was well impressed.  I asked her to name three wrestlers and she said "That actor bloke, Rock. The funeral guy, and Mr Hulk."

If you asked me to name three wrestlers, I probably wouldn't go Rock, Hogan...ya know. I'd go Jimmy Jack, Terry, Dory.....Senior

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