Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 22, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 22, 2016 As were sharing stories of the class room and what not. I always wanted to see if you put some superglue on someones chair will they stick to it or just have a soggy arse........ I made my science teacher cry in front of her year 7 class when she realized she was stuck to the stool.  Also this was at the height of when i was massively into wrestling and it was all i talked about/ had any interest in. Of course its a new term so you find out what sport you have drawn for pe......We were told we got rugby, There was a lad in my pe class called karl willcock and he was beyond stupid, everyone used to rip the poor lad to shreds and he used to be the only one that would shower after PE and each and every time his clothes would get stolen and he was left too wander the halls upset and chilly..... anyways i digress me and karl got paired up for rugby and got shown how to do rugby tackles...... of course i already thought i knew how to do said tackle with a rhyno esque amount of agression............ I broke 2 of his ribs and was banned from playing any contact sport ever again........Pricks   Chinny reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2016 Kidkris, you're such a scamp. I thought Biker Grove had some cards, but this lad ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted January 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2016 Walked into one of the classrooms today, two of the kids had completely black hands. Â They'd made a pen exploded, and looked like they had tried to black up, but only managed their hands. Â They did this whilst there were 3 adults in the room. I was far more impressed than I should be as a 'responsible adult.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016  As were sharing stories of the class room and what not. I always wanted to see if you put some superglue on someones chair will they stick to it or just have a soggy arse........ I made my science teacher cry in front of her year 7 class when she realized she was stuck to the stool.  Also this was at the height of when i was massively into wrestling and it was all i talked about/ had any interest in. Of course its a new term so you find out what sport you have drawn for pe......We were told we got rugby, There was a lad in my pe class called karl willcock and he was beyond stupid, everyone used to rip the poor lad to shreds and he used to be the only one that would shower after PE and each and every time his clothes would get stolen and he was left too wander the halls upset and chilly..... anyways i digress me and karl got paired up for rugby and got shown how to do rugby tackles...... of course i already thought i knew how to do said tackle with a rhyno esque amount of agression............ I broke 2 of his ribs and was banned from playing any contact sport ever again........Pricks   Chinny reckon.  It's true, then the school nurse sucked him off as his mate writhed around in pain struggling to breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2016   As were sharing stories of the class room and what not. I always wanted to see if you put some superglue on someones chair will they stick to it or just have a soggy arse........ I made my science teacher cry in front of her year 7 class when she realized she was stuck to the stool.  Also this was at the height of when i was massively into wrestling and it was all i talked about/ had any interest in. Of course its a new term so you find out what sport you have drawn for pe......We were told we got rugby, There was a lad in my pe class called karl willcock and he was beyond stupid, everyone used to rip the poor lad to shreds and he used to be the only one that would shower after PE and each and every time his clothes would get stolen and he was left too wander the halls upset and chilly..... anyways i digress me and karl got paired up for rugby and got shown how to do rugby tackles...... of course i already thought i knew how to do said tackle with a rhyno esque amount of agression............ I broke 2 of his ribs and was banned from playing any contact sport ever again........Pricks   Chinny reckon.  It's true, then the school nurse sucked him off as his mate writhed around in pain struggling to breath.  Then when he turned around, there was a hot cup of tea that his Mam left him.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted January 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2016 I remember when David Putt decided he couldn't wait till 16 to be done with school, but he couldn't get himself expelled, so he found a nice half-brick, waited at the end of the school field near the buses, and selected a particularly puny first-year to twat in the head with the brick. Did the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbacon85 Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Not child related, but regarding teachers, once Mr Theobald, History teacher (whose daughter Charis was the girl, you know THE girl at school), was telling us about the Black Death I think, and referred to the levels of fatalities as Mega Death. Â Still laugh about to this day, I mean at the time, probably only 2 or 3 of us got it, but still...Mega Death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted January 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2016 Snotty Davis picked his nose on the first day of secondary school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidkris Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Believe it or not my childhood has been the furthest from conventional you could possibly imagine. Â I suppose the rhyno aggression was an exaggeration for an 11 year old but it felt that way at the time haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted January 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2016 Can I just say that the word "Bumgull" has made me laugh more times today then is really appropriate for an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2016 Have to concur there. It's had me giggling at random points throughout the course of today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 We also had a kid had really bad skin called Crispy Dave. He had a lisp, and hearing him once try to say "cats in sandpits" had us literally, and I'm using that term correctly, rolling on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 23, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 23, 2016 I suppose the rhyno aggression was an exaggeration for an 11 year old but it felt that way at the time haha. Â As someone who's played rugby for 20 years, and broken ribs in tackles in school but continued playing through school... Chinny reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidkris Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I don't even slightly begin to know what chinny reckon is but it's infuriating. Â I'm not saying he didn't carry on playing rugby it was me that got pulled off and put into either gymnastics or hockey my mind fails me. Â I then stayed with the new group from there on in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbacon85 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I don't even slightly begin to know what chinny reckon is but it's infuriating. Â I'm not saying he didn't carry on playing rugby it was me that got pulled off and put into either gymnastics or hockey my mind fails me. Â I then stayed with the new group from there on in. You don't know what chinny reckon means? God you're such a Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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