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He's probably going to announce that he's coming off social networks. Strikes me as being the kind of character that makes an announcement about it and feels that said announcement deserves a two day build, rather than just coming off them.

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He'll have suffocated Dewey with the Mandible Claw and Mr. Socko will be found in the shredder.

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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

 

Too subtle for me, I'm afraid.

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Last time Mick was in glasgow for a comedy gig he asked me directly to my face if he could pop his chap up my birds farter.

 

That might not be verbatim. I was fucked.

 

Actually, that could easily have been a homeless guy on Sauchiehall Street on my way home

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