Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 14, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 14, 2014 I pictured him pacing and doing the suden turn and point as he said "average sized penis". Horwell hopefully to break out a XS rubber and do a Cochran defense... "if the glove does not fit, you must acquit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 14, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 14, 2014 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted March 14, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2014 That's ace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 17, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 17, 2014 From a reporter in the courtroom. David Sanderson @dmcstimes 1h At Max Clifford trial. Apologies for what follows but is developing as crucial part of case. The size of manhood is, allegedly, 2.5ins erect CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK 1h Max #Clifford manhood described by witness as 'freakishly small' and a 'micro penis' Collapse Correction - Clifford's penis was 'no more than two and half inches erect' and 'fairly normal girth' says witness Another interesting thing about the hilarious small-nob allegations are that his wife must know, one way or the other, if he's guilty. If she's sat in the dock, and every witness is independently saying "Yeah, he kept going on about how small his nob is" or "he took it out and it was like Warwick Davies's thumb" it's not like she's never seen his cock before, or presumably, if he is into that, giggled at his little winkle while he spaffs across the marital duvet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 17, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 17, 2014 Hah! I got really inordinately excited when I saw this thread had been updated by you.. This is all fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted March 17, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted March 17, 2014 Hah! I got really inordinately excited when I saw this thread had been updated by you.. This is all fantastic. Even though I already saw the news when Matrix tweeted it this morning, I still waiting for Woy to update the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 17, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 17, 2014 Clifford suspected of being the unnamed celeb described as having a 'penis like a button mushroom' by Janet Street Porter, jury hears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted March 17, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted March 17, 2014 No chalk sketches yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Enough! I've spent way too much time today building a mental picture of Clifford's cock than is healthy or normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 18, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 18, 2014 Jurors in #Clifford can't contain their laughter when witness says Clifford had 'huge penis' but adds that she had a 'small mouth' Oh dear. Max Clifford jury sent out in fits of giggles following some evidence. Return after 2 minute giggle break Judge Anthony Leonard QC to jurors: 'I know it is a big ask but can I ask you to settle down and remember where you are' #Clifford Well endowed, small mouth: why not scream for help during the incident; it would have been muffled sounding like fhleeeurggggh, witness says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 18, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 18, 2014 The trial that keeps giving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted March 18, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted March 18, 2014 Amazing. Just wow. EDIT: Isn't saying the victim had a small mouth basically admitting the crime? How would you know a penis to mouth ratio without taking part in the act? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted March 18, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted March 18, 2014 Good point. I assumed this woman was his defence, "Oh no, m'lud. He's got a huge wanger, although admittedly I've only got a small mouth <coy giggle>". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted March 26, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted March 26, 2014 Not to step on Sickboy's toes here but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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