Loki Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Whilst I'd never wear socks whilst on the job, girls wearing little socks can be quite cute. In real life as in porn, often a little bit of clothing is sexier than no clothing at all. Â I'm busy penning the first pilot episode of "Family Justice" starring Steve Justice. In the opening episode, breakfast in bed goes wrong, with hilarious consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted May 3, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 3, 2012 I could never sleep naked. Don't you get sweaty in the night and end up with your balls sticking to your leg? Or accidentally roll over and squash them? Or get them knocked about when your other half moves in the night? Â I have occasionally started having sex with my socks on, but you get hot super fucking quickly and have to take them off asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted May 3, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 3, 2012 Whilst I'd never wear socks whilst on the job, girls wearing little socks can be quite cute. In real life as in porn, often a little bit of clothing is sexier than no clothing at all. A balaclava works well in some cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted May 3, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 3, 2012 I could never sleep naked. Don't you get sweaty in the night and end up with your balls sticking to your leg? Or accidentally roll over and squash them? Or get them knocked about when your other half moves in the night? What kind of super protective night-underwear are you wearing that would stop this happening anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted May 3, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 3, 2012 Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted May 3, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 3, 2012 Socks: no. Floor: no. Naked: no. Eating: no. Â Sleeping is probably by favourite hobby. I can fall asleep anywhere, any time. I've fallen asleep on planes while taxiing to the runway and woken up in full flight when they're handing out the drinks. I had to sleep sitting up on the settee for about 6 weeks once after I broke 2 ribs playing roller derby. It wasn't too bad because I was dosed up on Co-codamol though but I probably wouldn't have had any problems sleeping without them. Â I can't go naked but I can't wear full on clothes in bed either. Wearing long pyjamas bottoms or long sleeves just irritate me, I usually just sleep in a vest and shorts all year round. I have a thing about cold beds though, don't like them, and I have flannelette sheets instead of cotton because they're softer and warmer. I'm having temperature issues at the moment though. I have no heating on in my bedroom but I'm still waking up in the middle of the night sweating my tits off and I don't know why. Â Also, NO eating in bed. Can't stand it. Apart from sleeping, I don't really spend a lot of time in my bedroom anyway. Everything I need is in the living room. I hate crumbs in bed. My bed is my sanctuary. Don't mess with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted May 3, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 3, 2012 I'm not liking how this thread is flip reversing on me. Focus on Sicky & Richie, they're the weirdos in this thread. Â Yeah, but you've set yourself as some sort of weirdo stalking horse. You should stay away from talking about any kind of aberrant behavior in threads about weird practices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 But that's the problem, I don't consider them to be weird. Â Has anyone ever slept in silk bedding? I did it once and ended up the complete opposite side of the bed. Slippery as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted May 3, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 3, 2012 Has anyone ever slept in silk bedding? I did it once and ended up the complete opposite side of the bed. Slippery as fuck. Yeah I tried that a couple of years ago on the suggestion of a girl I was dating at the time saying it felt cooler on the skin when it was hot.....it lasted about 3 hours. Like trying to sleep on a fucking water slide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted May 3, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 3, 2012 But that's the problem, I don't consider them to be weird. Â No, they're not. I guess the closest analogy is to call you "Old Painty Can Steve" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick James Posted May 3, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 3, 2012 This sleeping (and doing sex) in socks thing though -- NO. Tube sites should get rid of all sock-fucker videos immediately, and report the uploaders to the authorities. The thought of Richie tutting as he peels off a pair of socks with wobbly stink lines coming off like in the Beano as he climbs into his monthly bath has given me the dry bokes. Â This has just slayed me. Sat at work in a quiet office then read that, now everyone is looking at me like im mental for laughing a what looks like nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted May 3, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 3, 2012 Has anyone ever slept in silk bedding? I did it once and ended up the complete opposite side of the bed. Slippery as fuck. Yeah I tried that a couple of years ago on the suggestion of a girl I was dating at the time saying it felt cooler on the skin when it was hot.....it lasted about 3 hours. Like trying to sleep on a fucking water slide  The static's a bugger too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 But that's the problem, I don't consider them to be weird. Â No, they're not. I guess the closest analogy is to call you "Old Painty Can Steve" Â That one has shot right over my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted May 3, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 3, 2012 We've got these big fluffy blankets on the bed, but recently I've been sending them out for laundering and they've been coming back so filled with static that I can light my way to the midden at night with the sparks. It's very painful. The cat is shit scared of it, he sits there with these giant dilated saucer eyes in the 9/10th dark (the only light is our roach repeller, and the window of the mental who lives across the back who never turns his light off) and looks like he saw God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 But that's the problem, I don't consider them to be weird. Â No, they're not. I guess the closest analogy is to call you "Old Painty Can Steve" Â That one has shot right over my head. Tis a Simpsons thang. When Bart and Lisa stay at the Flandereses and Homer fishes for dirt on them. Bart said he had a lot of paint cans. Â Excellent reference there, RoFu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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