d-d-d-dAz Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I used to sleep on the floor. Â It helped ease my back ills, too. That is till one night I woke with a stirring in my loins. Fearing this new 'tickle' I jumped to my feet and was horrified to see a fucking huge spider fall from my shorts. Â So, yeah, i'll take the bad back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted May 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 4, 2012 In the floor? Like under the floorboards!? Â And you didn't expect spiders?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I don't know what you mean, kind sir... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 huge spider fall from my shorts. Â I thought I was the only one with that fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted May 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 4, 2012 huge spider fall from my shorts. Â I thought I was the only one with that fetish. You've just completely undermined your argument that you're normal with that statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Give over you miserable sod. I was being less than entirely serious there (and in the previous posts). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Quentin Posted May 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 4, 2012 I could never sleep naked. Don't you get sweaty in the night and end up with your balls sticking to your leg? Or accidentally roll over and squash them? Or get them knocked about when your other half moves in the night? Â So wrong sir. On the occasions I have to wear boxers to bed they get twisted all over the shop create a cocoon around everything and I end up with the sickest balls/gooch sweat situation imaginable. Free and breezy is the only way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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