Paid Members JNLister Posted April 19, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2013 I'd have to respectfully disagree in regards to CM Punk, whilst he might not be classicaly good looking, he is definitely very physically appealing. I've always had a bit of a thing for him and know quite a few other women who have too. Its not the tattoos before anyone claims its that, they look like he let some 7 year olds go wild with some magic markers. Â Judging by experience it defiantly helps that he has tattoos. Â Stay defiant, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sockospice Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Yep, there is definitely something about CM Punk, and it's not the tattoos (not usually my thing on a bloke). It might be that he looks like he'd be a demon in the sack, because rationally I cannot think of any other thing that makes him attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamp Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 It might be that he looks like he'd be a demon in the sack  See I'd expect him to stop half way through, sit on the end of the bed and cry for hours about how you're being unfair to him and how Vince doesn't like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 19, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 19, 2013 I reckon Cena bends him over in the showers and bums him in a Vern Schillinger joy-joy style while Punk bites his lip and tears fall, silently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 I'd have to respectfully disagree in regards to CM Punk, whilst he might not be classicaly good looking, he is definitely very physically appealing. I've always had a bit of a thing for him and know quite a few other women who have too. Its not the tattoos before anyone claims its that, they look like he let some 7 year olds go wild with some magic markers. Â Judging by experience it defiantly helps that he has tattoos. Â Stay defiant, dude. DOUBLE JOKE!! Â Enjoyed that one, Lister, well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sockospice Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 It might be that he looks like he'd be a demon in the sack  See I'd expect him to stop half way through, sit on the end of the bed and cry for hours about how you're being unfair to him and how Vince doesn't like him.   And Butch, that image is probably equally something that attracts some women, given the amount of love that Punk/Cena fan fiction gets on tumblr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted April 19, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2013 That means fuck all. I was reading fan fiction of Don and Ron Harris the other week. Some people are just weird fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamp Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Clearly this calls for a UKFF Wrestling Erotica thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 I'd have to respectfully disagree in regards to CM Punk, whilst he might not be classicaly good looking, he is definitely very physically appealing. I've always had a bit of a thing for him and know quite a few other women who have too. Its not the tattoos before anyone claims its that, they look like he let some 7 year olds go wild with some magic markers. Â Judging by experience it defiantly helps that he has tattoos. Â Stay defiant, dude. DOUBLE JOKE!! Â Enjoyed that one, Lister, well played. Â Went right over my head until I read my post back. Just gonna go with the standard "blame my phone's auto correct" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShowOff Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Clearly this calls for a UKFF Wrestling Erotica thread... Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 19, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 19, 2013 That means fuck all. I was reading fan fiction of Don and Ron Harris the other week. Some people are just weird fuckers. Â And the one we saw about Linda McMahon and Chyna getting fucked by a Great Dane! Wrestling erotic fiction is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted April 19, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2013 (edited) This is a favourite: Daffeny just smiled. When Kronic came in Adams went behind and Clark in from and put their 10-inch cocks in her which she found unsatisfying compared to Daffney's 2-foot dildo. Kronic cummed 7 times each, but Tammy never did do to her experiences before there was basically nothing left. Daffeny put a collar on her with a leash and walked her back to Master Eric. Â That was an erotic version of a squash match. In the middle of this long story, Adams and Clark pop in for a paragraph and leave. Â Brian Adams pulls out of Terri's soaking wet pussy and Bryan Clark lifts Terri off of his cock. As Terri slips from Clark's hands and moves to kneel on the locker room floor, Clark and Adams move in front of her and begin to stroke their huge pulsating dicks. "Mmmm fuck... better than breaking necks..." Adams groans. "And better than cashing checks..." Clark adds with a moan as he and Adams stroke their erupting cocks until they are spent. Edited April 19, 2013 by IANdrewDiceClay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 19, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 19, 2013 Playboy Sex by Unknown  Victoria Silvstedt, Abi Titmuss, Torrie Wilson, Sable and Christy Hemme are on the set for a raunchy photoshoot with Playboy. Victoria and Abi are very known for lesbian photoshoots, but if you put WWE's Torrie Wilson, Sable and Christy Hemme in with it you'll never know what would go on.  Camaraman: Girls slowly undress till your naked.  Victoria Silvstedt: Ok, I'll do that.  Abi Titmuss: I'm with Victoria  Torrie Wilson: I'll do anything to see these girls tits.  Sable: I want to see Christy's pussy.  Christy Hemme: Oh! anything for you, Sable.  Off came the dresses, there they stand in a photo Victoria Silvstedt, Abi Titmuss, Torrie Wilson, Sable and Christy Hemme all flashing their T&A.  Camaraman: Let's see what you've got Christy. Eat Sable's hairy pussy.  Off Christy goes to Sable's pussy.  Sable: OOOOOOOOOOO!!!! EAT MY PUSSY YOU SLUT.  With that said Christy begins tonguing and munching her cunt.  Sable: AAAAAAHHHH... I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGG!!!! SUCK MY CUNT? SUCK MY ASSSSS? DRINK MY CUM? YOU FUCKING CUNT, YOU FUCKING SLUT, YOU MAKE ME CUM SO FUCKING GOOD.  Giving Sable's pussy time to dry and Christy to time to think of what she has just done.  Camaraman: Abi and Victoria let's see what you can do.  Abi: Victoria get your nipples hard. So I can get a tit fuck you.  Victoria: Suck them Abi! Suck them. Suck my nipples till they are hard.  As the Camaraman kept the camara on Abi and Victoria. He looked at Torrie.  Camaraman: Hey Torrie, what good assets have you got.  Torrie: Well...  At this point Torrie walks over to the camaraman and plays with his cockhead, for a bit. Then she unzips his jeans to have his hard and hairy cock fall out.  Torrie: Big and hairy just the way my boyfriends is.  Through the groans of pleasure of having the hot blonde sucking his cock, the camaraman spits out.  Camaraman: Shit you've got a boyfriend!  Torrie: Just lay back and enjoy.  Torrie works faster at the camaraman's hard cock till he shoots cum right down her throat. Torrie keeps some cum on her tongue and calls Sable to lick the camaraman's cum of her tongue.  Sable: OOOOOOOO, thats so nice shoot on my tits, so Torrie can lick them off.  Camaraman: How will I raise a hard-on.  Torrie: Hmmmmm?  Sable: Abi, Victoria and Christy come here please.  Abi: Yes Sable!  Victoria: Yes Sable!  Christy: Yes Sable!  Sable: Let's fondle each other's breasts to erouse him.  Camaraman: Oh, please do it! I'll jerk myself to help you lot.  The 5 girls fondled the breast of one another until the cameraman screamed.  Camaraman: I'M GUNNA CUM GET READY OPEN YOUR MOUTHS! FUCK!!!  Said the camaraman as he sprayed the naked and horny 5 Playboy women. The camaraman did his fly back up took a step back.  Camaraman: Only a couple more photo's please ladies.  The 5 girls started to fondle each others bodies. Victoria layed on her back, as Abi went straight for Victoria's thigh kissing it gently and then eating her pussy. Each girl's pussy got ate by the Camaraman.  Lucky fella!  That story's up there with "A big roast chicken!".   And here is FREAK OF THE WEEK...  The knot at the base of the dog's cock began to swell as his climax approached. A ball of cock-meat larger than a baseball inflated before the Ninth Wonder's eyes and banged against her lips with each thrust. Wet, gooey ropes of mingled saliva and sperm hung from the dog's cock, Chyna's chin, and the corners of her mouth.  Samson's thrusts began picking up speed, faster and faster the beast slammed his massive maleness down Chyna's hot gullet. She gagged and choked continuously as the savage dog power-fucked her throat. After a few minutes the dog finally climaxed and started squirting his cum into Chyna's mouth and down her throat.  The Ninth Wonder of the World gulped and swallowed lustily, everything forgotten in her immediate need for the dog's thin, metallic tasting spunk. She tried to drink it all, but there was just too much. The cock was erupting continuously, not giving Chyna the time she needed to swallow the torrent of sperm, and dog-cum spurted from between her lipsticked lips and the scarlet dog-dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted April 19, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2013 Victoria Silvstedt, Abi Titmuss, Torrie Wilson, Sable and Christy Hemme are on the set for a raunchy photoshoot with Playboy. Â This is the only implausible part of the story for me. The rest is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted April 19, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2013 I could see Chyna doing dog porn for the right price. Not even the right price, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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