Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 30, 2011 Moderators Share Posted October 30, 2011 Nothing wrong with that. I'm in bed eating crisps and listening to a Country and Western radio station (Brad Paisley is fucking superb) while playing CM 03-04. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big mickey Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 When I drink I like to drink till I fall asleep/pass out  Far to old for the club game now & pubs are shit so I drink at home Alone And block out the thoughts that rap against my head like a fucking woodpecker with a steel beak   I'm not joking either  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted October 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 30, 2011 Went to a metal gig alone after an evening getting drunk, doing coke, smoking weed and eating a bag of magic mushrooms, was an intense, intense night, made even more insane by seeing people everywhere in Halloween costumes, tripping balls. Â I'm done soon though, I live somewhere it's incredibly easy to get drugs but I'm moving home and settling down soon and my wild ways will be behind me (to this extent anyway). I'm really looking forward to the change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 When I drink I like to drink till I fall asleep/pass out Far to old for the club game now & pubs are shit so I drink at home Alone And block out the thoughts that rap against my head like a fucking woodpecker with a steel beak   I'm not joking either   I'm glad. The thoughts that you feel happy to post here are vile enough, I can only imagine what shit you keep to yourself. The idea of you sitting alone drinking yourself to oblivion makes your racist shit easier to bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big mickey Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 When I drink I like to drink till I fall asleep/pass out Far to old for the club game now & pubs are shit so I drink at home Alone And block out the thoughts that rap against my head like a fucking woodpecker with a steel beak   I'm not joking either   I'm glad. The thoughts that you feel happy to post here are vile enough, I can only imagine what shit you keep to yourself. The idea of you sitting alone drinking yourself to oblivion makes your racist shit easier to bear.  Haha, right.  You've no fucking idea mate, so just shush yeah?  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Rat tat tat tat tat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted October 30, 2011 Moderators Share Posted October 30, 2011 big_mickey wades into another thread to divert attention to himself. Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I am still suffering from a heavy drinking session for my birthday yesterday. We started at the pub at 2.30 to watch the Boro take a hammering off the Saints, which didn't put me in the best of moods. We then went on to the casino as I arranged a poker tournament there and annoyingly I finished 4th when the top three paid out. Rather than losing any more money to the house a few of my mates decided to head to the local Indie club. Â Of course I forgot it was Halloween weekend and the place was packed to the rafters therefore it was one in, one out. We queued up and in front of us there was two typical knuckle dragging Neanderthals in front of us who were steaming drunk. They were doing the tell tale sign of total inebriation by swaying from side to side, saying random swear words and displaying a glazed, vacant look. By the looks of things they had already been in a scrap earlier in the night both had red scabby marks on the knuckles although I am not sure if it was just caused by friction from Stockton High Street's pavement. A few minutes passed and the inevitable happened, it was there turn to try and get over the clubs threshold but were promptly stopped by the bouncers. Â The Grand Poobah of the bouncers explained that he believed they were too drunk to come in and to make their way home. This annoyed Neanderthal number 2 who managed to string a half sentence together to say "Who do you think I am? to be too fucking drunk?" he realised that made no sense whatsoever and tried a take 2; "What makes you judge to think I am drunk or not? Ya cunt." This led to a verbal slanging match between the meat heads and the bouncers, which soon started to turn physical. There was a lot of pushing between both parties then out of nowhere the young bouncer right hooks one of the drunken twats and busted him open on his eye which caused him to stagger and fall on a nerd who was dressed up as Harry Potter. Â Now normally I am against door-staff throwing fists at punters as usually things can be quietly dispersed using other methods, but when the bouncer threw his punch he shouted KAPOW! in an Adam West's Batman style exclamation which cracked me up no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted October 31, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 31, 2011 That's class. It's one of those things that look mint if it works, but if it doesn't you look like the biggest cunt in the world. Risky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Nothing wrong with that. I'm in bed eating crisps and listening to a Country and Western radio station (Brad Paisley is fucking superb) while playing CM 03-04. CM 03-04 is fucking boss. Never enjoyed a manager game quite as much since that one. Â Went for a curry and since then I've spent my night playing Hogs of War and now watching Gavin and Stacey before bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCW Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Drinking 3 months out of date cans of Beamish that I got for 40 cent down the offo and watching the film Crazy Heart,it's quite good and Maggie Gyllenhaal is pretty grotty in it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members nfc90210 Posted November 11, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 I got very drunk, or as drunk as I always get when I drink, last night. Â I booked today off work because Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim comes out. Despite not feeling great I am now off to buy a copy. I may also buy a chicken fillet burger from KFC and some oven cook-able pizzas from the supermarket. Oh, and some kettle chips. Salt and vinegar flavour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members nfc90210 Posted November 11, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 I got very drunk, or as drunk as I always get when I drink, last night. Â I booked today off work because Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim comes out. Despite not feeling great I am now off to buy a copy. I may also buy a chicken fillet burger from KFC and some oven cook-able pizzas from the supermarket. Oh, and some kettle chips. Salt and vinegar flavour. Â There is a lot to be said for chicken fillet burgers, and like a decadent spendthrift muthafucker I went to KFC instead of Dixie. KFC do the best fillet burgers. That said, Dixie's are fine as well. Once about five years, while totally hammered, at about 2 am I went to Dixie with my cousin and ordered sixteen fillet burgers. The man lined that shit up. It was a glorious sight. My cousin and I then sat on a bench by HornseyTown Hall and ate them all. It was a good night. As I said before, there is a lot to be said for chicken fillet burgers. Â Also, I timed my Skyrim quest at exactly the right moment. I got the last X-Box 360 copy that Blockbuster in Crouch End had. If they had been out I would have had to trapse to Wood Green, and while I would have done that I would not have been happy about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted November 11, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 I miss those Dixy fillet burger days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted November 11, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 I don't need to drink to lose the whole flow of time, Arkham Asylum is THAT good. I need a fast-food budget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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