Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 11, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 11, 2011 There is a lot to be said for chicken fillet burgers, and like a decadent spendthrift muthafucker I went to KFC instead of Dixie. KFC do the best fillet burgers. That said, Dixie's are fine as well. Once about five years, while totally hammered, at about 2 am I went to Dixie with my cousin and ordered sixteen fillet burgers. The man lined that shit up. It was a glorious sight. My cousin and I then sat on a bench by HornseyTown Hall and ate them all. It was a good night. As I said before, there is a lot to be said for chicken fillet burgers. Â Â Are you as big a lad as Jobber is? Y'all two are animals! Animals of Wood Green. Â 16 chicken burgers... fuck! Â How was your stomach the next day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members nfc90210 Posted November 11, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 I'm not a small chap. Â The next day I felt fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted November 11, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 There was a time that, even by myself, if I walked into that Dixy shop (usually fucked up) the guy would start lining up the boxes and bun before I even ordered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Johnny Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 You are a complete bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted November 11, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 There was a time that, even by myself, if I walked into that Dixy shop (usually fucked up) the guy would start lining up the boxes and bun before I even ordered. Maybe they think you're mentally challenged? There's a lad who lives down my street that is mentally handicapped and all the local shops take pity on him and try to make even the most mundane shopping experience a bit more, shall we say, colourful? Â I guess it all depends on how "fucked up" you are usually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted November 12, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 12, 2011 To be honest, the guys that work in Dixy don't seem to be the smartest buns in the patisserie. Â Of course I do know you're taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Of course I do know you're taking the piss. That's why I like you lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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