Keith Houchen

Cardinals fans can be a bit entitled, as can Angels (although with them in the shadow of their neighbours they’re more like Everton). Houston fans always moan about stuff was never their fault when they cheat and they moan about the umpires so there’s that.

The Jags and Fulham are Big Shads train sets to be fair. They are his vanity project. Well, not Fulham, that was meant to be his “In” to London so he can buy Wembley and move the Jags over. He has proper people running them day to day and I suspect his idiot son will do the same.

Speaking of pieces of shit from the 00s, I remember Chris Moyles saying the same and the hilarious hangers on did a mash up. Comedy Dave laughed.

Today I learned that former England bowler Monty Panesar is standing as a candidate for George Galloways Workers Party. It’s this generations Rustie Lee standing for UKIP.

@FLips Do you have a blog or vlog or whatever else the kids watch these days instead of licking lead paint and getting kicked in the head like we did as kids when it was better before woke etc? Its just your standard of Video Game writing shouldn’t be, and I hope it isn’t, only viewed on here as it should have as many eyes on it as possible.

Nah. Plot twist, that cleaner got so into games after this that he quit cleaning and focused his energy into video games. That ex cleaners name? Shigeru Miyamoto!

People’s differing reactions to that pair tell you how serious they are about their outrage over the allegations.

Yep, and it was his cleaner. But in answer to the question, we all get a choice of whichever one you want. However, your gaming choices will be monitored and all the Japan nonces with their knicker sniffing simulators will be added to the register.

1 - Full Communism 2- The people who want to bring back national service must be the first to do it, followed by their kids and grandkids. 3 - Death penalty for parking in a blue badge bay when you don’t have a blue badge. Double death penalty if you’re driving a 4x4 4 - Bring back downvotes 5 - You are 28 until you turn 29. I just want my country back.

It should be stressed that this is a proposal that more than likely will never see the light of day (Unless Starmer does his “Now isn’t the time for this, we must focus on the economy” bollocks) and is a straw clutching vote grabber. But yeah, massive concern about who would be the recipients of these contracts given their record for lining their donors pockets for shoddy equipment.

I think it’s classic Tory divide and rule. Now they’re even dividing the disabled in the hope that “Proper” disabled will start blaming those who don’t deserve PIP as to why PIP is being cut. As long as there is a rung below you on the social ladder then that’s who will get the blame. If there isn’t a rung below yours, we’ll split your rung so there will always be someone else to blame. Another suggestion I saw for PIP is how your disability aids that you spend your PIP on will have to be from a government approved catalogue and any that aren’t in the catalogue will have to be assessed when you send them the receipts. And I wonder who will get the contracts for them? Same arseholes who got the PPE ones. They say that instead of doctors deciding if you’re well enough, they will have trained staff doing it. That doesn’t really fill me with optimism. My girlfriend’s niece recently was diagnosed with a rare form of epilepsy so her sister was on the phone trying to sort out help. One of the questions the well trained staff member asked was “Has your daughter ever had a case of SUDEP”. She replied that the assessor clearly doesn’t know what SUDEP is if she’s asking. After a bit of “Don’t tell me about my job” she asked what it stood for. After not answering, the sister said “It’s Sudden Unexpected Death In Epilepsy, so you’re asking if my daughter is dead” With all due respect to the people working there, I’d rather actual doctors led this.

One for @gmoney, The Lemon Twigs are touring here in September. Tickets on sale Friday.

@SuperBacon A new challenger has entered the arena.

The deal is hate crimes.

Thinking of you, Branquefurter x

Not sure if this is the appropriate thread but BBC just did a story that Francis Ngannou’s 18 month old son has died. Fucking hell. EDIT.

Missed a trick by not naming the thread “Here are the best video games - YOULL NEVER GUESS WHATS AT NUMBER ONE!!” for that professional, modern feel.

Alas, it appears to be fake but top marks for making out he did it. That in itself is top shithousing.

Who said that? Were they talking about me? I bet it was in paid wasn’t it? WASNT IT!!!

This is probably the most high profile example. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/christine-gauthier-paralympian-euthanasia-canada-b2238319.html Personally I’m not sure if it was anything more than clumsy administration but many disabled voices in Canada are saying how because care is being cut for them and takes so long to get, MAID is the quicker and less painful option. There’s the issue of competence as well, one guy was sectioned and six weeks later he was signed off to die. His family argued that he wasn’t of sound mind to make that decision and the only ailment listed on the reasons for euthanasia was “Hearing loss” I’m probably too paranoid about it but I would not trust the tories to take a humane approach to the issue but more one based on economic viability.

Well, look at Canada. Don’t want to be all “Slippery slope” but when it started there, the same kind of provisions that are being debated in parliament today were there at the start. 2 doctors signing it off and the person in question has to be confirmed as having about 6 months left to live etc, but now disabled people are having it suggested to them if they feel like they’re a burden. Same for people with depression. I’m all for body autonomy but stuff like that does feel like a way to get rid of undesirables.

Yay! Let’s make life even harder for the disabled!! I suppose there’s some comfort in knowing this will more than likely not happen as they won’t be in office, but the way the tories always find new ways to be cruel to the disabled is vile. And of course, PIP isn’t an out of work benefit, it’s there to give disabled people a bit of economic freedom to live life regardless of your employment status. Tin hat time, but I find the further demonising of “People who aren’t economically adding to the country” and the increasing conversation around assisted dying all a bit eugenics sounding.

Oh haven’t you heard? They are going to throw the game so Arsenal don’t win the league, or something.

Exactly the niche content you won’t find anywhere else.

This is the content that makes UKFF the place to be. Marvellous fayre