Keith Houchen

I play on easy and haven’t had this issue. I did have an issue with different settings for different modes but in the menu you can set your preferences as default. It’s a bit hidden away though! The challenges have always been of varying difficulty but I ain’t touching those Xtreme things or whatever they’re called!

Sir, can I interest you in our UKFF off topic gold section? I recommend the Phishing scams thread.

Ji-Sung Park walked so I could stroll.

Started watching the vid neil posted and think I’ll try the big three, but I was worried about the schnauzer, had he eaten something hot as he was just licking air the whole time. Or maybe he knew he was going to be an accompaniment to the rice and sauces.

I’ll do it in 10.

How on earth could anyone who has posted here for years think our Rashers (I miss Le Branque) was being serious about stealing a parcel from a neighbour? Jimmy fucking Corkhill.

Au contraire, isn’t it a coinkydink that two senior royals have both recently developed cancer? And they’ve both had Covid vaccinations? Makes U Think (I’ve actually seen this being said and not for comedic purposes)

Does this help? I’m about 15 years older than Harry Cole but he looks 20 years older than me. And of course, he was Johnson’s biggest cheerleader and then his girlfriend left him for Johnson!

Some interesting points raised here, makes you think. As if you couldn’t guess, (Chest is excused) the following is from Joey Barton

That’s kind of how it works in politics.

And a lot of the people who were telling him (and everyone with similar views) to fuck off out of the party if he didn’t like where they were gong are not happy that he has now fucked off.

Really loving this, the pitching against CPU teams has improved hugely, they throw a lot more out and around the edges of the strike zone so you really have some great battles at the plate. Being me, I was absolutely delighted in drawing 4 (four) walks in a single game! Biggest drawback is the music plays during a game in the background and I haven’t sussed out how to turn the fucker off yet!

Really good first season, was expecting worse because it’s a Stephen King thing. An excellent cat and mouse type thriller. However, it’s gone all Stephen King in the second series because. Jesus fucking Christ, as Gleeson would say.

I bet his offence was really good to watch but he couldn’t defend for shit.

And when it comes to social media, Bolton fans use Telegram.

Sounds like Mark E Smith being asked for his daughter’s pronouns.

Oh wow, well done on completing it! I never did, but what a game!

Someone I knew went to school with a Rich De Barr, which became Shit Stabbar. As you say, great days.

That first name is what we say as an instruction and say it at birth.

Didn’t want to clog up the Twitter thread but this account, Legal Gengar goes after the online grifters and their financial irregularities. Initially it was one person highlighting Jack Monroe, now the account has been taken over by a team and the scope has been widened. Their current assignments are “Britains kindest racist plumber” James Anderson AKA Depher CIC and Simon “Men Behaving Dadly” Harries. They’re looking into the fundraisers they’ve started and the complete lack of accounting as to where the funds have ended up. Next on their list are Supertanskii and Rachel Swinson. The former being the darling of thirsty centrist dads and the latter a left wing blogger who constantly hates asking for donations on a weekly basis. The slow reveal of Depher to the public is wonderful to see, I hate that prick with a passion, and the Men Behaving Dadly stuff is shocking. Looking forward to the Tanksii stuff immensely as well. Let’s talk about the grift!

The welcome return of @Scratch has delivered with this pearler.

Inspired by the Facebook group of the same name, do you have any interests that you absolutely know are boring as fuck to the regular person, but you don’t give a shit and embrace the banality? Maps are mine, since being a child I’ve always been intrigued by maps and how they’ve changed as charting them becomes more accurate. I’ve got old maps which are obsolete now and serve no purpose other than historical relics. I try not to repeat myself but I mentioned in the gaming thread how I’m currently doing an around the world flight on Flight Simulator in bite size one hour chunks, starting in Los Angeles. This involves planning ahead to avoid just flying over expanses of water for five hours so I’ve just gone from northern Canada over to Greenland and love looking at the ground from a few thousand feet high! I’ve also just bought a dashcam and cannot wait to install and use it. I’m not going to be one of those traffic nonces who report bad drivers though, snitches get stitches.

After some discussion about what a fucking berk Little Tone is in the old Twitter thread. Let’s have a one stop shop for all the shit he will inevitably get up to like the spoilt little billionaires son he is. Has his wrestling plaything consumed his mind? He has often been a spenk on Twitter to Jags and Fulham fans in the past but he seems to have upped it. Is it because Big Daddy Khan doesn’t stop him playing with his train set like he does with his proper sport franchises? Are the Elite simply rinsing the biggest money mark not based in Saudi Arabia? Lets see what the pencil necked geek gets up to this year. Any more nonces on the horizon for him to sign?

Inspired by this What totally justified shithousery have you done today? My local supermarket is on quite a wide road but not a dual carriageway. When people turn out of the car park, they are met by a traffic lighted crossroads. People turning right tend to treat the road as two lanes and assume a turning position accordingly. I use the less travelled ‘straight on’ option. Some Audibell was moving behind me and was about to overtake the upcoming queue because he wanted to turn right, so I slowed and positioned myself in the middle of the road thus blocking his shortcut. He was none too pleased, beeping and yelling to pick a lane. He didn’t like me pointing out that the left lane is a cycle lane and I’d be blocking it if I went in. He wasn’t too keen on me stalling the engine so he had to wait for the next go around in the lights sequence either. Purely coincidental I’m sure you’ll agree. So in the words of the foghorn from M People, what have you done today to make you feel proud?