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He's also the only person i've seen ever make 'visibly and obviously just happy to be there' actually quite charming.

He's like the Cold Steve of the Gratitude Era.

Good for him, long may it continue. However shit it might get.

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John Cena announced for Backlash. Poor bastard’s had his contract restructured by TKO to where he has to keep coming to work even after retirement!

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8 minutes ago, Supremo said:

John Cena announced for Backlash. Poor bastard’s had his contract restructured by TKO to where he has to keep coming to work even after retirement!

He's now an TKO android programmed to promote firings and club WWE. 

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"I can't promise it'll be perfect" Absolutely fantastic. Just gently lower expectations John, expect nothing good to happen = no disappointment. 

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It's going to be related to that cash-grab WWE Club, isn't it?

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1 hour ago, Onyx2 said:

It's going to be related to that cash-grab WWE Club, isn't it?

A season ticket offering for a new UFC Apex style residency for weekly shows with no life in the building knowing the way this company is being run.

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4 hours ago, Supremo said:

Cena now featuring on the Tag Match graphic! Return to the ring confirmed.

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I know this is a joke but I absolutely see him helping Danhausen out. He hasn't AA'd anyone since his retirement. 

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CM Punk currently odds-on favourite to be Danhausen’s surprise partner. I’d love it! Nice bit of comic relief for Punk after delivering the Match of the Year at Wrestlemania, playing on their legitimate friendship. Imagine this, but Danhausen’s face paint!

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34 minutes ago, Supremo said:

CM Punk currently odds-on favourite to be Danhausen’s surprise partner. I’d love it! Nice bit of comic relief for Punk after delivering the Match of the Year at Wrestlemania, playing on their legitimate friendship. Imagine this, but Danhausen’s face paint!

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They should dress as Hogan and Beefcake in tribute to the dynamic.

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