nikko brixton raps

[Keith Houchen]

39 minutes ago, N dot Brixton said:

bro u have to pay me to use ur wack bars

 

3 minutes ago, N dot Brixton said:

why are all of these references straight out of jurrasic park?

[JLM]

My stalkers travel in sync they on timers 

They be movin’ in herds, Gallimimus 

 

Edited April 23, 2024 by JLM

[Devon Malcolm]

JLM having a proper Dalton Castle-esque breakdown here.

[SuperBacon]

29 minutes ago, N dot Brixton said:

why are all of these references straight out of jurrasic park?

What an up to date reference! ?

[Mr_Danger]

For fucks sake, I’m on the school run then am otherwise occupied for the next 3 hours but I really want to get involved here! It’s gonna be locked by the time I’m home isn’t it?

[N dot Brixton]

47 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

 

?

[Carbomb]

I just came here to witness

JLM's truth like litmus

Bars bangin' like Abi Titmuss

Leaving you all radged and dickless

Like Walter Peck and John Wayne Bobbitt

Needing artificial extensions like The Hobbit

Meet Bacon talking jooks, about beef in Hounslow

Is he just Garthing Crooks? I think so!

And you know just like a chippy tea, you'll get battered

And most likely fatter, but it doesn't matter says The Rock

Banned you'll be like lovely pillows, strung up like cellos

Blown up like a sax, screeching like violins

Played like a conductor stood under electric pylons

Everyone on here's had knocks to their bonces

A bunch of ponces (when we've kicked out the nonces)

Who are mostly good blokes with swearing and bum jokes

Older references than John Noakes, shitting wrong like Loki's Pokes

Malbranque's rimming like a hatter, Frankie's getting fatter

Chest and neil abusing power like Sepp Blatter

Houchen with gags on repeat when something drops

We even had one guy with the chops

To return his shoes while wearing them to the shops

We're all a bit weird, more maso than sado

Join up, be a Paido, and then like Grado

You'll be familiar to the millions and millions

Like Chris Bart-Williams.

[TheBurningRed]

@N dot Brixton Look at the talent here. I feel there’s a new So Solid Crew on the horizon if you can all get together. 

[SuperBacon]

I'm so embarrassed for everyone. You're tempting an MC Baconbits return.

[Keith Houchen]

7 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

I'm so embarrassed for everyone

A new challenger enters the Worst Thread arena. 

[SuperBacon]

Just now, Keith Houchen said:

A new challenger enters the Worst Thread arena. 

Sheeeeeeeeyit, on its best day this thread couldn't lace Ratings boots.

[Pork Pie]

It needs more Steve Davis to challenge  the Romford rap.

[Chest Rockwell]

4 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

I am not sure why this came into my head after clicking the link? 

Yeah I'm not sure why either as if you listened to the same song as I did I'm sure you'd agree that no part of it could be described as rapping.

[Thunderplex]

I used to work with a chap, a fellow civil servant who had a sideline as a Gangsta (which is how I believe they spell it)Rapper.  He took a photo of himself looking quite intense and used it to promote himself.  Unfortunately if you looked closely you could see it was taken not only in a disabled toilet, but in the disabled toilet at work.  Not very good for his street cred, the dozy twat.

[SuperBacon]

1 minute ago, Thunderplex said:

I used to work with a chap, a fellow civil servant who had a sideline as a Gangsta (which is how I believe they spell it)Rapper.  He took a photo of himself looking quite intense and used it to promote himself.  Unfortunately if you looked closely you could see it was taken not only in a disabled toilet, but in the disabled toilet at work.  Not very good for his street cred, the dozy twat.

Something something crips and bloods.