Keith Houchen Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 39 minutes ago, N dot Brixton said: bro u have to pay me to use ur wack bars 3 minutes ago, N dot Brixton said: why are all of these references straight out of jurrasic park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted April 23 Paid Members Share Posted April 23 (edited) My stalkers travel in sync they on timers They be movin’ in herds, Gallimimus Edited April 23 by JLM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted April 23 Paid Members Share Posted April 23 JLM having a proper Dalton Castle-esque breakdown here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 29 minutes ago, N dot Brixton said: why are all of these references straight out of jurrasic park? What an up to date reference! 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 For fucks sake, I’m on the school run then am otherwise occupied for the next 3 hours but I really want to get involved here! It’s gonna be locked by the time I’m home isn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N dot Brixton Posted April 23 Author Share Posted April 23 47 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 23 Paid Members Share Posted April 23 I just came here to witness JLM's truth like litmus Bars bangin' like Abi Titmuss Leaving you all radged and dickless Like Walter Peck and John Wayne Bobbitt Needing artificial extensions like The Hobbit Meet Bacon talking jooks, about beef in Hounslow Is he just Garthing Crooks? I think so! And you know just like a chippy tea, you'll get battered And most likely fatter, but it doesn't matter says The Rock Banned you'll be like lovely pillows, strung up like cellos Blown up like a sax, screeching like violins Played like a conductor stood under electric pylons Everyone on here's had knocks to their bonces A bunch of ponces (when we've kicked out the nonces) Who are mostly good blokes with swearing and bum jokes Older references than John Noakes, shitting wrong like Loki's Pokes Malbranque's rimming like a hatter, Frankie's getting fatter Chest and neil abusing power like Sepp Blatter Houchen with gags on repeat when something drops We even had one guy with the chops To return his shoes while wearing them to the shops We're all a bit weird, more maso than sado Join up, be a Paido, and then like Grado You'll be familiar to the millions and millions Like Chris Bart-Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted April 23 Paid Members Share Posted April 23 @N dot Brixton Look at the talent here. I feel there’s a new So Solid Crew on the horizon if you can all get together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 I'm so embarrassed for everyone. You're tempting an MC Baconbits return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 7 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: I'm so embarrassed for everyone A new challenger enters the Worst Thread arena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Just now, Keith Houchen said: A new challenger enters the Worst Thread arena. Sheeeeeeeeyit, on its best day this thread couldn't lace Ratings boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pork Pie Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 It needs more Steve Davis to challenge the Romford rap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 23 Moderators Share Posted April 23 4 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said: I am not sure why this came into my head after clicking the link? Yeah I'm not sure why either as if you listened to the same song as I did I'm sure you'd agree that no part of it could be described as rapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted April 23 Paid Members Share Posted April 23 I used to work with a chap, a fellow civil servant who had a sideline as a Gangsta (which is how I believe they spell it)Rapper. He took a photo of himself looking quite intense and used it to promote himself. Unfortunately if you looked closely you could see it was taken not only in a disabled toilet, but in the disabled toilet at work. Not very good for his street cred, the dozy twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 1 minute ago, Thunderplex said: I used to work with a chap, a fellow civil servant who had a sideline as a Gangsta (which is how I believe they spell it)Rapper. He took a photo of himself looking quite intense and used it to promote himself. Unfortunately if you looked closely you could see it was taken not only in a disabled toilet, but in the disabled toilet at work. Not very good for his street cred, the dozy twat. Something something crips and bloods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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