Paid Members hallicks Posted December 8, 2025 Paid Members Posted December 8, 2025 I did laugh at the end of day 1 when ERB said England's 325-9 had put them in a commanding position. Our number 11 was our 3rd highest scorer and you think we’re doing well? This is not a fearsome Australia team, but we make them look like it by batting, bowling and fielding like utter dickheads. Quote
Paid Members JNLister Posted December 16, 2025 Paid Members Posted December 16, 2025 Just bit the bullet and booked for all four days of England v India next summer, the first womens test at Lords. My way of accepting that it's only a couple of months before I have a very round number birthday. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted December 16, 2025 Paid Members Posted December 16, 2025 2 hours ago, JNLister said: My way of accepting that it's only a couple of months before I have a very round number birthday. Happy 80th, John! Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 21, 2025 Paid Members Posted December 21, 2025 On 11/22/2025 at 10:28 AM, Gus Mears said: Well that was fucking shit. This feels like the worst one in a long time. At least in 13/24, or whenever it was Trott and Swann retired mid-tour, we got Johnson's performance. Quote
Paid Members Nexus Posted December 21, 2025 Paid Members Posted December 21, 2025 1 hour ago, Gus Mears said: This feels like the worst one in a long time. At least in 13/24, or whenever it was Trott and Swann retired mid-tour, we got Johnson's performance. I think it's the general arrogance and lack of accountability that the team has shown. They should've made changes following the India test series, but instead were arrogant to assume that vibes would be enough. I'm disappointed Duckett has done so poorly, but the rest could probably have been expected. Quote
Paid Members JNLister Posted December 21, 2025 Paid Members Posted December 21, 2025 My brother in-law just arrived in Australia to visit family and attend his third Boxing Day Test. He's yet to see a match where The Ashes was at stake. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted December 21, 2025 Paid Members Posted December 21, 2025 That Jamie Smith shot, even by the standards of this series, was some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen. You just hit four fours in a row, you've batted the team into having half a chance of winning, and then you try and hit Starc with a new ball into the Great Barrier Reef. What a fucking knob. Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 21, 2025 Paid Members Posted December 21, 2025 9 hours ago, JNLister said: My brother in-law just arrived in Australia to visit family and attend his third Boxing Day Test. He's yet to see a match where The Ashes was at stake. Tell him to stop going. The clear common denominator here. Quote
Paid Members johnnyboy Posted December 27, 2025 Paid Members Posted December 27, 2025 (edited) Kept this weekend clear to watch some of the Ashes live... Bugger. Spoiler A win's a win though even if I didn't get to watch any of it tonight with my packet of Tim Tams. Edited December 27, 2025 by johnnyboy Quote
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted January 5 Paid Members Posted January 5 Root batted beautifully today but we also got to see some of the dirt worst cricket you could ever wish to see. Labuschagne's bowling was the sort of pie throwing you would see in a 4th XI match and Jamie Smith getting out to it was inexcusable. I'm sure McCullum and Stokes will defend him, but there is no defense, that's the worst cricket I've seem. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 5 Paid Members Posted January 5 On 12/21/2025 at 11:52 AM, Devon Malcolm said: That Jamie Smith shot, even by the standards of this series, was some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen. Quote
Paid Members JNLister Posted April 7 Paid Members Posted April 7 First game of the season, an absolutely deadly serious warm-up friendly. Quote
HandsomeButchIII Posted April 10 Posted April 10 (edited) Here is my very dull story I told D-Mal on whatsapp the other day, but I'm really proud of it. About a week ago I fancied reading A Lot of Hard Yakka by Simon Hughes. The best book ever written about the trials and tribulations of a county cricketer. And I couldn't find my copy. Realised I probably lent it out to someone a while back and couldn't remember who. So I put that down to experience and decided to get a second hand one off Amazon. Hardback. Two pound fifty nine. Marvellous. It was only a first edition, signed by The Analyst Simon Hughes himself in 1997! Splendid. Edited April 10 by HandsomeButchIII Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted April 13 Paid Members Posted April 13 This guy's pretty good, England should give him a call. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy01378w4jxo Quote
HandsomeButchIII Posted April 13 Posted April 13 (edited) Why on earth would you pick a fit and firing James Anderson when all of our test match cricket is being played on grey overcast days with moisture in the air to aid swingers, on seaming wickets between May and June (and then again in September)? Stop talking sense! We can wheel out the corpse of Mark Wood! Or Liam Dawson and Bashir are always available for a two spin attack who don't get an over. Being facetious apart, our "Summer" Test schedule is MADE for Anderson. Martin Bicknell and Steve Watkin too. Edited April 13 by HandsomeButchIII Quote
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