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I did laugh at the end of day 1 when ERB said England's 325-9 had put them in a commanding position. Our number 11 was our 3rd highest scorer and you think we’re doing well? 

This is not a fearsome Australia team, but we make them look like it by batting, bowling and fielding like utter dickheads. 

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Just bit the bullet and booked for all four days of England v India next summer, the first womens test at Lords. My way of accepting that it's only a couple of months before I have a very round number birthday.

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2 hours ago, JNLister said:

My way of accepting that it's only a couple of months before I have a very round number birthday.

Happy 80th, John!

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On 11/22/2025 at 10:28 AM, Gus Mears said:

Well that was fucking shit.

This feels like the worst one in a long time. At least in 13/24, or whenever it was Trott and Swann retired mid-tour, we got Johnson's performance.

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1 hour ago, Gus Mears said:

This feels like the worst one in a long time. At least in 13/24, or whenever it was Trott and Swann retired mid-tour, we got Johnson's performance.

I think it's the general arrogance and lack of accountability that the team has shown. 

 

They should've made changes following the India test series, but instead were arrogant to assume that vibes would be enough. 

 

I'm disappointed Duckett has done so poorly, but the rest could probably have been expected.

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My brother in-law just arrived in Australia to visit family and attend his third Boxing Day Test.

He's yet to see a match where The Ashes was at stake.

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That Jamie Smith shot, even by the standards of this series, was some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen. You just hit four fours in a row, you've batted the team into having half a chance of winning, and then you try and hit Starc with a new ball into the Great Barrier Reef. What a fucking knob.

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9 hours ago, JNLister said:

My brother in-law just arrived in Australia to visit family and attend his third Boxing Day Test.

He's yet to see a match where The Ashes was at stake.

Tell him to stop going. The clear common denominator here.

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Kept this weekend clear to watch some of the Ashes live...

Bugger.

Spoiler

A win's a win though even if I didn't get to watch any of it tonight with my packet of Tim Tams.

 

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Root batted beautifully today but we also got to see some of the dirt worst cricket you could ever wish to see. Labuschagne's bowling was the sort of pie throwing you would see in a 4th XI match and Jamie Smith getting out to it was inexcusable. I'm sure McCullum and Stokes will defend him, but there is no defense, that's the worst cricket I've seem. 

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On 12/21/2025 at 11:52 AM, Devon Malcolm said:

That Jamie Smith shot, even by the standards of this series, was some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen.

 

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Here is my very dull story I told D-Mal on whatsapp the other day, but I'm really proud of it.

About a week ago I fancied reading A Lot of Hard Yakka by Simon Hughes. The best book ever written about the trials and tribulations of a county cricketer. And I couldn't find my copy. Realised I probably lent it out to someone a while back and couldn't remember who. So I put that down to experience and decided to get a second hand one off Amazon. Hardback. Two pound fifty nine. Marvellous.

 

It was only a first edition, signed by The Analyst Simon Hughes himself in 1997! 

 

Splendid.

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Why on earth would you pick a fit and firing James Anderson when all of our test match cricket is being played on grey overcast days with moisture in the air to aid swingers, on seaming wickets between May and June (and then again in September)? Stop talking sense! We can wheel out the corpse of Mark Wood! Or Liam Dawson and Bashir are always available for a two spin attack who don't get an over.

 

Being facetious apart, our "Summer" Test schedule is MADE for Anderson. Martin Bicknell and Steve Watkin too.

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