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Makes you wonder how a ground with the resources of Lord's can produce a pitch like that. If that pitch had been in the West Indies or Bangladesh you'd never hear the end of it, despite the oppressive conditions they often work under. They should be docked a test match for that, it's embarrassing.

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I've long banged the drum for Lord's to get one men's test and one women's. I don't think it has consistently produced great cricket for a little while and more to the point, half the summer tests shouldn't be in London.

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8 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

I've long banged the drum for Lord's to get one men's test and one women's. I don't think it has consistently produced great cricket for a little while and more to the point, half the summer tests shouldn't be in London.

Though to give them credit, the ground staff clearly  found a creative way to deal with complaints about the inequality of the women's test only being four days.

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14 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Makes you wonder how a ground with the resources of Lord's can produce a pitch like that. If that pitch had been in the West Indies or Bangladesh you'd never hear the end of it, despite the oppressive conditions they often work under. They should be docked a test match for that, it's embarrassing.

Just before the short ptiched one that stayed low and swung, two balls before it was up at the batsmans neck. I've had a drink so can't remember who it was. Similar happened in the WI at Kingston while Athers ( I think) was captain, and the test was abandoned within an hour.

 

Lord's is meant to be the home of cricket, the egg and bacon, the MCC. And how they can't curate a decent wicket is fucking diabolical.

 

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Not sure you can glean much of anything from that other than Robinson should be an automatic choice in home tests which was true anyway. Gay looked better than Crawley but so would most people. Stokes is pressing for a place in the Hard Paper Round thread, the poor cunt looks like Albert Steptoe.

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Just when England win a Test and things look positive we shoot ourselves in the foot. Stokes and Atkinson are under investigation for breaking curfew and an incident in a nightclub with a Saracens rugby club academy player. Stokes must be very close to losing the captaincy. 

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Good thing is we have someone waiting in the wings with no history of behaviour like this in Harry Brook.

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On 6/8/2026 at 10:17 PM, Gus Mears said:

Good thing is we have someone waiting in the wings with no history of behaviour like this in Harry Brook.

It turns out they've side-stepped that. Root back as skipper, Stokes and Atkinson dropped while they investigate. Probably the right thing all round. They couldn't put Brook in charge could they. 

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12 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

It turns out they've side-stepped that. Root back as skipper, Stokes and Atkinson dropped while they investigate. Probably the right thing all round. They couldn't put Brook in charge could they. 

The only other alternative I could think of was recalling Pope and potentially stashing him at 6 because he's been so woeful with bat in hand. A shit idea, but we're also in a situation where half the team basically has disciplinary issues which rule them out.

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3 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

The only other alternative I could think of was recalling Pope and potentially stashing him at 6 because he's been so woeful with bat in hand. A shit idea, but we're also in a situation where half the team basically has disciplinary issues which rule them out.

If you are going to pick someone who can't bat to play as captain and bat badly at 6 then Mike Brearley is still alive. Might as well pick the best captain. 

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Talk about ending on a low note. I'd probably want to retire too after playing on that deck.

Superb cricketer and integral to a fantastic New Zealand team that has added so much to international cricket over the last decade.

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Went to Old Trafford yesterday for the T20 World Cup and got hideously sunburned after the morning rain tricked me into not taking sunscreen.

Two great games, Scotland vs Ireland and Australia vs South Africa with big totals from both Scotland and Australia batting first that made the chase really tough from the off. Australia especially look like a scary batting side. They lost a bunch of wickets early but were still hitting nearly 9 an over, just impossible to rattle. For Scotland it was the Bryce's who put up over 100 between them, really fun to see two sisters batting together and so in tune with each other.

Over 7k in attendance, which is the highest I've been at for a women's game without a men's game later in the day. I ended up sat next to two women who'd flown in from Australia for the World Cup, one of whom was a former international for Australia and kept getting asked for photos and autographs! In classic Jesse fashion I didn't ask her for a picture or even get her name so I have no idea who she was, but it was great to chat about the women's game and how much support for it has improved. Told us stories about having to sew her own badge onto the cap for her appearances, and on one India tour not even getting a hotel - just set up on camp beds in the ground itself.

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That's a great story Jesse, but you do realise you have brought shame upon us. As someone who posts on a wrestling forum it was your sworn duty to act like a complete maniac!!!

Joking aside, that sounds like a great day. What won't be a great day is the cursed series against New Zealand. Robinson out of the next test with a bad knee. The way we are going through bowlers at the minute they might bring Jimmy back. 

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